
**Parody Account** Indescribable ... #ManchesterUnited #TeamStMarysBananaChips #CelestialSoundSystem #iHateSoca #MoBay
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Yo. Big man ting, did you tell your friends you love them, today?
If you’re reading this tweet, text someone, anyone.
You’ll prolly make their night.
#PeaceAndLove
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Increasingly feel like my adulthood supporting Man Utd is retribution for my childhood supporting Man Utd
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You go get your family back big dawg. There is nothing for you out here. Streets is not for you. Dance in the rain Boyz2Men style if you need to.
Me: “Marie, do you want breakfast?”
My aunt: “WHO ARE YOU CALLING MARIE?!”
Marie (my mom): “My kids don’t call me, or their dad ‘mom and dad’”.
My aunt: “How can you allow that?”
Marie: 🙄
Lmao
My son’s mom went out of town for school, so I stayed at their house with him. He has two octopus stuffed animals. He said to me “dad, you can take one with you so we both can hug them up at night so it’s like we’re together.”
Idk… Might need my family back 😞














