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Amelia B

@PlannerJammer

I haven't had a Twitter account since 2012. Have I missed anything?

Joined February 2017
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Yes, I'm thrilled my BF moved in, but it's making me notice how often I walk around the house w/a Babybel cheese hanging out of my mouth
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#istherecheesebackstage
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CLLAW@ChicagoCLLAW4 Nov 2017
Long Live #CLLAW! Congrats to Champion Tawdry Horne! – at Chicago, IL
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DNAinfo and Gothamist are being shut down by their billionaire owner, a week after employees voted to unionize nyti.ms/2ztbfLK
DNAinfo and Gothamist Are Shut Down After Vote to Unionize (Published 2017)

DNAinfo and Gothamist Are Shut Down After Vote to Unionize (Published 2017)

Reporters and editors at the local news sites joined a union last week. On Thursday, their billionaire owner closed the sites.

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Amelia’s Hot Sports Takes: “This redheaded gnome gentleman seems like a nice fellow, so I suppose it’s okay that the Dodgers won.”
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Sometimes it's like, who's responsible: the victims or the person who's responsible?
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Replying to @geoffdgeorge
When I knew @geoffdgeorge was IN IT: when he asked the screen, "Hanks, what you thinkin'?" (@cassiebelek it was before "I'm in Vancouver")
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jkile@byjuliarose19 Sep 2017
Offended that Amazon didn't send me the baby registry email. Like, I could have a fake baby. Is that so hard to believe?
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NOTHING SAYS BIG TOUGH MAN QUITE LIKE USING YOUR POWER TO HURT THE MOST VULNERABLE PEOPLE IN YOUR COUNTRY DURING MULTIPLE OTHER DISASTERS
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still shaken after my brutal assault by the alt-left. the sick fucks pelted me with healthcare and registered me to vote
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Everyone tweeting the "LOVE IS DEAD" stuff about Pratt/Faris knows how I felt when Ira Glass got divorced
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I was worried that I'd always want to bone Daniel Day-Lewis. Then I re-watched A Room With A View.
Roll call! Who's riding this Red Line train with me? Civilians, Cubs fans, and a literal piece of poop in its own seat.
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I'm every woman, it's all in me, if "it" = Jenny Lewis and Dead Kennedys karaoke in the same night
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Hawk can still get it. #twinpeaks #TwinPeaksTheReturn
I used to worry that I'd never do anything new after 6 yrs. on the job. Untrue: today I hid and sewed my zipper back into my pants
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Man on train currently singing, "Jesus is my doctor, he fills out my prescriptions"
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Waiter there's a FBI in my coup
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From now on, I'm measuring my alcohol intake on a scale of "none" to "crying at The Great British Baking Show"
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