Dylan Charles

I probably shouldn't say fuck and church in the same sentence.. Lmfao

What's the hardest thing about seeing a child get hit by a car? @Angry_Microwave

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..

So if I make sappy tweets, I get thousands of followers? I get it now.

Yet another tweet.. only because Facebook isn't allowed at school. lol.

I guess there's a morning after pill killing women, talk about two birds with one stone.

Haa!

Let's get chinese eyes!

I had a good tweet in mind, but now this is all I got..

& none for Gretchen Weiners..

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention.. Someone has hers.

December 21st will be the most annoying day in Twitter & Facebook history.

@BornToInk Was here ! .. Love you babe forever && evber !! <3

Soo.. Did Jesus like, part her boobs.. or something?

Sore, sick from candy.. Getting too old for this shit.

How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it.

#GirlsLikeItWhenYou remember the rule, "ladies first".

"I can feel the breeze going through my hole" - "Gross.."

What the fuck's goin' on in this raggity bitch tonight?

Need an ark? I noah guy.