✋ I’m jokin’ 🤚

Seattle
Joined January 2022
Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.
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They should sell alcohol at the library
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Don’t make fat jokes bro my wife is 500 pounds
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Modern day Titanic where the DJ plays Pitbull as the ship goes down to keep passengers calm
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I hate when they spell out a word in a song. SLOW DOWN give me a second.
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Very sad I had to turn this down, but I know Austin Butler will do a great job!
🚨| Sonny Crockett in action! Austin Butler spotted filming for ‘Miami Vice ‘85’ earlier today🌴🎬
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Listening to the Kanye song Two Words. Or as I like to call it, Roughly 600 Words.
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Poster outside my Primetime showing gave it a nice “sting operation” feel
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3 people is the sweet spot for a group chat
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Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney retweeted
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They should make a holiday for straight up bad people
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Got left at the altar because I beatboxed my vows
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Sexting on Nintendo DS PictoChat
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9/11… that devilish prank gone wrong…
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Taking over TouchTunes with $20 worth of Tony Hinchcliffe standup
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Irish drill rapper named Chirác O’Block
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White people got the funniest wifi names 🤣
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