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Pleasurements

@Pleasurements

I am the Muse of Pleasure | Femme Fatale | Carpe Diem | Carpe Noctem | Keeping Head, Heels & standards High | I'm not Perfect, but Parts of me are Incredible

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Joined February 2010
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"Kissing you is nice, the rest of you is paradise."
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"If you can't get somebody off your mind, they are probably supposed to be there."
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"I present to you all the sins you have never had the courage to commit." - Oscar Wilde
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"I always want more, with you." - E. L. James
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"Buy her ropes not roses."
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"Until your bed sheets are soaked in my sins." - Kat Savage
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"Soon as I saw you, I had plans."
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"The smart girls are usually the most kinky... Simply because they put thought into it." - Axel Owens
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"I'm worth every bit of trouble."
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"You are my favorite thing to eat."
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
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"Your shirt has to go, but you can stay."
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Apodyopsis: the act of mentally undressing someone
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"I could totally go for some you right now."
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"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."
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"Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time."
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"My body is yours to take advantage of."
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"Blood rushes to the regions of my body that I associated with naughtiness, and I was powerless to stop it." - Kat Lowe
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"She also said the wicked people needed love as much as good people and were much better at it." - Alasdair Gray
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