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Hey @dallascowboys, I’ve now held the trophy more times than your organization has in the past 22 years! Go birds baby!!!! #FlyEaglesFly @Eagles
Mental stability for the next month rides on the @Eagles tonight. Go birds baby
Turner: ice cold
Harper: ice cold
Bohm: ice cold
Castellanos: colder than Antartica; 0 for your last fucking 23
Rojas: couldn’t hit the ball off a tee
Kimbrel: threw beach balls
Thompson: worse decision making in history
Complete let down, no heart @Phillies
Deserved to lose
Me: *gets a FaceTime from @GMS1906 thinking something is wrong*
Steph: there’s ducks under my car and I’m scared they’re gonna attack me 😂😂😂😂
I’m ready to run through a fucking wall! Let’s get this party started! #GoBirds
Pat Nelson retweeted
honestly I just hope both teams have fun and the eagles' lines dominate the chiefs so aggressively and so physically that the chiefs are driven DEEP ENOUGH INTO THE EARTH SO THEIR BONES BEGIN TO MELT FROM THE HEAT OF THE EARTH'S CORE
Today is the day we have all been waiting for!!!! Go birds! @Eagles oh and happy first wedding anniversary babe 😘 @GMS1906 #SuperBowl
Pat Nelson retweeted
It’s SuperBowl time so let’s do the new Grey Slay SB jerseys! 🔥🔥 RT for a chance to win! I’ll pick 2 winners Monday! #FlyEaglesFly
Damn lose with some fucking grace you pussies, we rocked your fucking world don’t start fights and try to hurt players #SFvsPHI
















