Deadpool

I really wish I'd get better headlines when I make the news.

This reminds me of a vintage board game setup, but I think I lost the dice.

No words, only…

No-ho-ho way is that a good idea as a money-maker. I can tell you for a fact that you do not want to have to fight Santa. No one survives seeing what he wears under that robe without taking some kind of psychic damage.

Every single time, I remember my first time.

Do you even want to know the context for this t-shirt?

You're 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 in the defense of someone who 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀. If someone sits at a table with 11 uncle-fuckers, that makes it a table with 12 uncle-fuckers. 🎵 So how about you…

Leaning this year for reasons:

You over 18 types can just start calling me the Dating Pool.

Let's do this one more time! My name is Wade Wilson and for about 3 seconds (and most of last Halloween) I've been this world's one and only Spider-Pool. Now the hell with the rest of this exposition! Cue the music! youtube.com/watch?v=UXtQIooB…

Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my closeup.

You won't do it.