Chris Pope

Meme-vertisements are worse than pop up ads were.

Dear @vindiesel - can you please bring back Jesse and Leon for Fast 10?

Mitchells vs the Machines is pretty great

Stop using the Empire State Building as a metric for height. It hasn’t been the tallest building in 50 years

We built this city We built this city on gas and coal Built this city We built this city on gas and coooooaaaaaal

I’ve never been more convinced Elon is a Bond villain than I am right now

I see Comedy Central promoting Detroiters more now than they did 3 years ago when it was still on the air, and that makes me sad

Peloton, except the screen is behind you and you pick which Slasher movie villain to chase you

Everyone who’s upset or shocked Elon Musk is hosting SNL this weekend must’ve forgotten that Trump hosted 5 years ago

Me after my birthday is over:

Seeing a movie in a movie theater just feels so right.

Mel Kiper has Cheeto hands

Can you imagine if your fantasy draft took as long as the actual draft does

Logan Paul is the guy who dabbed at the Olympics a bunch, right?

Kind of a bummer that the COVID vaccine doesn’t give you a cool scar like the smallpox one did for our parents

Great Britain really playing the long game