ladies you got $0.50 to build ur perfect man
$0.07 - wears overalls
$0.05 - has hair
$0.03 - lays in bed
$0.10 - monky
you have $0.25 left to get monky a gum ball he loves gum balls
the thing american football does extremely right is have a little twink with a specialized skill they get to trot out at important moments so he can be hugged enthusiastically by his much larger teammates