Tree

It was Fanny‘s idea, please remove it from your mind. Please?

Insert something healthy here?

Okay, a bit crass, but thank you! I don’t remember saying it was depression though… hey, are you guys psychoanalysing people again…

Aww, this one is adorable… Weird coincidence, I was looking for one you could… hover around you? In solidarity, you know? Point is, this is the one I found to be the most fitting

Excuse me for the horrible drawing, but… the shirt actually just has a big opening at the top. Most shirts can’t get over my head, so that’s our go to. Then we put some of the fabric over my branch. It’s a pretty shoddy solution, but it’s either that or I run around like this…

Great.

I am never allowed to have fun, huh?

Dear roots, no.

I put these two together for calling me cool. I don’t think I’ve ever been considered cool, so they stuck out to me. Thank you, very much. Sorry about that non-working eye though. I feel very safe with kind people like you around!

As you can see, I would just post it without any censoring. Most you’ll get out of me is a disapproving head shake. I prefer to keep my own words PG, but I also believe there’s no need to impose my own rules upon others. We’re all adults, right?