Possessed optimist who periodically has a priest perfoming an exorcism on me. Tweeting and changing the channels on a TV with telekenesis.
Joined April 2013
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I'm feeling devilish. I think I'll remove the sign and watch the old folks try to leave #swisschalet. Tee her
Why do #StClair businesses complain do much? You open in your low-rent #mothersasscrack and wonder why no one comes. #Toronto
Oh, here is the lovely #Trump being misquoted yet again. @OvalOfficeTrump xitter.gq/shaunking/status/79137…
I'm thinking of enrolling in a family Kung Fu class in order to become more limber, centred and have the opportunity to take down my kids.
Yes, yes I do. xitter.gq/chadgendron/status/771…
I think I've finally gone to hell. Oh wait, I'm just being forced to go to women's clothing stores. Aaarrgg!
I'm at the barber's. Is it cool to say "just like that except without the dog's ass bald spot" while pointing directly at the next chair.
Look, another too cool coffee shop across from #TrinityBellwoods. I had to wait for their bad coffee while they finished chatting.
Reading a very complex legal-laden document, a woman took the seat to my left. She talked on her phone. I choked her to death in my head.
We started watching the first #HarryPotter film, a harrowing tales of overcoming the constant threat of children foiling your life's work.
Reunioning a club I darkened as young, foolish and uncontrollable. Within the din of Meatloaf, I am realised as old, smart and controlled.
@Alex__Clay and Tom Beattie in the #DiologuesOfLeopold & Loeb were sweet, fiendish and wonderfully morally void. You must see it.
Dearest Apple, #iPhoto sucks donkeys. Bravo at making the world a better place then taking it away and giving the word slow a new benchmark.
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"I Love Trump." "Help, no!" "I'm going to vote for Trump." "No, exorcize me before I vote!" "Trump is neat-o." "No! Oh wait, I'm Canadian."
