@Potasnik
Joined March 2009
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500Media
Ok. That's funny.
Greg Hahn
@Hahncomedy15 Dec 2019
There’s a lady here with such horrible bangs I might get off this flight.
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Nobody does Twitter better than @HahnComedy. Nobody.
Greg Hahn
@Hahncomedy15 Jul 2019
Hi from Greece
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Woman next to us yelling at 5-yr-old son for pee'g on his sister. Sister screaming she's now going to poop on brother. I couldnt be happier.
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Shout out to all #500 fans-but mostly to those in the snake pit who dont know the day, time or frankly that theres an actual race happening.
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Just saw a 70-yr-old man pour a HUGE can of beer into a travel mug--gulp it--get in his car & drive away. I've missed you too, Los Angeles.
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JUST HAVE THE FUCKING BABY ALREADY, GIRAFFE.
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YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR 2016 xitter.cf/abc/status/81451860213…
ABC News
@ABC29 Dec 2016
Robert Hulseman, who invented the red Solo cup, has passed away at age 84. abcn.ws/2hQWplL
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"Ummm, I'm looking for Jerry Lewis...anyone seen him?" - 2016
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No matter where I am or what I'm doing, watching parents lose their shit when their children won't stop screaming will forever bring me joy.
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Ok. That's funny. xitter.cf/gobucks219821/status/8…
Rich@gobucks21982125 Dec 2016
Replying to @Potasnik
You came out of hibernation for this?
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Noooooooooooooo! xitter.cf/tmz/status/81316294341…
TMZ
@TMZ25 Dec 2016
George Michael Dead at 53 dlvr.it/Myh89H
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I sincerely hope that celebrating the life of @KevinMeaney isn't lost in this week's news cycle. Such an original comedian & kind man.
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Happening Now --> Counting Crows
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You want to know how karaoke is going tonight? Imagine your least favorite sound..Ever. That's what just came out of my mouth. #LilPitchyDog
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Ok. THAT made me laugh. xitter.cf/jerimyaustin6/status/7…
J Austin@jerimyaustin624 Jul 2016
Replying to @Potasnik
@Potasnik did you die?
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I wanna know where you work that you can tweet 100 times during the hours of 9-5.
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My Dad's well-wishes for today's @BobandTom Show.
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Well. This is unfortunate. xitter.cf/_therealxman_/status/7…
IG: @realdealmillz@realdealmillz523 Jun 2016
I'm weak yo 😂😂 my teammate @Tmc24Clary tried to dunk over all these kids.
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DAMN!!!!!!
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Tom Griswold on @BritneySpears Just Now: "She Couldn't Ad-Lib A FART If Her Life Depended On It." #Profound
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