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“The Mississippi is Losing its Fight With the Ocean” Well yeah dude, you’re literally the Atlantic of course you’re gonna say that
Staples said they’d give me 10% off if I downloaded their app and it turns out, I am willing to pay about $1.20 to not download the Staples app
Yeah he wants that number retired
To cap off a week where protesters called him a "traitor" at an Oct. 7 vigil, I wrote about the increasing pressure Mamdani is facing from the left over NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch. jta.org/2026/10/09/ny/mamdan…
One protester's sign at City Hall depicted Mamdani rolling out the red carpet for Netanyahu. Demonstrators later drowned out an Oct 7 vigil and chanted that Mamdani is "100% Muslim but as of now, he stands as an ambassador of Zionism and US imperialism." jta.org/2026/10/07/ny/on-nyc…
NEW: Some top NYC Jewish Democrats defend Mamdani after Netanyahu called him a Hamas supporter. Manhattan BP Brad Hoylman-Sigal called Netanyahu's remarks a "ploy" by someone "fighting for his political life."
jta.org/2026/09/25/ny/ny-jew…
You might’ve seen clips from the Orlando kickboxing fight that ended with Nazi salutes and a swastika flag being unfurled.
Well, I wrote about the company behind the event: Duel, an online crypto casino that’s no stranger to Nazi imagery. jta.org/2026/09/22/united-st…
This whole thing is fanfic
“I'm not here to take over anything…I just want to win. I want to help Scottie. If it’s Scottie’s team, it’s his team.”
— Kawhi Leonard
Watch the latest episode of Open Gym presented by Bell - youtu.be/ExDu5rwSdw8?si=aKHu…
The Titans: too irrelevant to even be recognized as losers
Explosive offense was the story of Week 1, with huge days from Josh Allen, Caleb Williams, Lamar Jackson, Jaxson Dart, and more. These are the winners and losers of Week 1.
theringer.com/2026/09/14/nfl…
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How to drop several spots in the League Pass Rankings. The Raptors without Jack Armstrong would be unthinkable.
While all eyes have been on Rogers and Hockey broadcasters, one Jack Armstrong remains unsigned for the upcoming season & the @Raptors . This one is tricky given the fine folks at TSN but I’m told sides aren’t close as MLSE & TSN aren’t in agreement….
How a Trump attack on Jon Ossoff could fuel the first Jewish presidency.
jta.org/2026/07/16/politics/…
NEW: As Jewish Republicans sour on JD Vance, many are rallying behind Marco Rubio for 2028. jta.org/2026/07/16/politics/…
