not American..but you wouldn't even know that since we dont have the time to 'talk.'
New England
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It's a good thing I didn't win the lottery because I probably would have just bought SoHo House and filled the pool with caramel.
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I think he was talking to his neighbor through morse code using my head and the wall last night.
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If winking at a man wearing a Rolex and reading 'Hunger Games' on the train is wrong then I don't want to be right.
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I accidentally bought a pair of jeans that are too similar to the color of another pair so no one is going to notice I got new jeans.
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Britain: excuse me.
France: pardon.
Canada: sorry.
America: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
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if you watch college backwards, it's really about losing weight, kicking a drinking habit & becoming smarter
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I'm convinced that Lady Gaga and Macaulay Culkin are secretly the same person.
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"There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it." #amirite
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How soon before commercials for Jonah Hill movies starting referring to him as "Oscar nominated actor, Jonah Hill" ?
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*iphone falls to the floor*
Breaks screen.
*android falls to the floor*
Breaks floor.
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During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
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I'm making some changes in my life for the new year so if you don't hear anything from me you are one of them #sorryimnotsorry
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Kim Jong Il is dead but we still have to take care of Kourtney Jong Il and Khloe Jong Il before we can rejoice.
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I've eaten enough today. I should be good for the rest of the year. #toomanycarbs
