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streaming on https://xitter.gq/t.co/Mdz1dpmV99 + vids on YT. autoimmune disease + OCD champion. MFA valedictorian. smart & good. had a bs 360. hoops➡️ @fullcourtmess_

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Love Yourself A Fire A video about love, vulnerability, and Red Dead Redemption II My first of many. Out now. youtu.be/6L0-GagCfM0
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The Oldest House has moved to Sacramento
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verdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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“Skateboarding isn’t political”
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THE WAR REPORT@thewarreport2319h
skateboarding is a leftist hobby send tweet
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❀@lackofcolors_Nov 4
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Faerie 🧚 ⅓ of Déni (@jadoreheeseung) profile pictureFaerie 🧚 ⅓ of Déni@jadoreheeseungNov 4
Y’all didn’t want to elect a Billionaire but are okay with not taxing them!?!
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Ethan Klein really died for this
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chloe@yandhiisntrealNov 4
Ethan Klein’s marriage got completely destroyed and peace on earth started happening
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We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen
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suns (substack in bio)@antivirgosunsNov 4
I want Sophie Cunningham in jail by midnight @TheDemocrats
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J r u e@thatl0calguyNov 4
We're taking back what's rightfully ours
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunNov 4
we are putting asmongold in prison
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iris 🖤@irisketballNov 4
haven't seen a blue wave like this since i looked at kyle kuzma's advanced metrics
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Fat Kid Deals
@FatKidDealsNov 2
We're giving away a @Nintendo Switch 2 WITH a copy of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake! Rules: 🔁 Retweet & ♥️ Like this post! Ends: 11/7/2026 11:59pm PDT BONUS ENTRY: Favorite Video Game Series?? *Terms and conditions: 1 x Nintendo Switch 2 and a copy of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. USA only. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Nintendo or X
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Mr. Turtle
@TheMisterTurtleNov 1
hey bro did you see that plane crashed bro did you see it explode and kill 9 people instantly bro did you hear the woman pilot panicking and screaming on the radio as she realized she was going to die bro wait bro look at this other angle can you imagine bro look at these people instantly get vaporized bro isn’t this crazy
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Stevens: I stood with my party. I was booed off the stage. I am voting for Mike Rogers.
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Kaitlyn is so hype she’s not even touching the ground in this pic
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@PopBaseNov 1
The Golden State Valkyries become the fastest major league sports team to win a league championship, winning in only the second year of the franchise’s existence.
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Justin Morissette 👊🏻@JustinMorisNov 1
Watching Elizabeth Holmes spend her final days before going to jail speed-running the creation of Theranos 2.0 kind of redeemed for me the idea that the Empire would just make a second Death Star.
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goddammit they put kings tickets in my kids candy
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iris 🖤@irisketballNov 1
when moses parted the red sea they said man this is just like gabby williams game 7 vs atlanta
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Kyle, a Madson@KyleAMadsonNov 1
WNBA CHAMPION
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