I am the Scouse Calamity Jane. Salad is a GARNISH not a meal! Avoider of housework. Food addict. I’m not fat, I’m flabulous.
Liverpool
Joined October 2012
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It’s here! @stu_turton and I am lashing the housework so I can read it. Gutted I can’t make it over to The Wirral tomorrow though
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Been busy. Work full time you see. Now working on my autobiography which promises to be a drama filled, bizarre, emotional rollercoaster. And I’m only up to 1979. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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I have preordered my copy of Stuart Turtons ‘The Last Murder at the end of the world’ Can’t wait to get it 😯 Give him a look in. His books have been fab @stu_turton
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Winny_Primark_Prinny retweeted
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The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting.
RT when it works for you.
I’ve had this account for about 10 years or more. Same name. Same ballsed up life. I was never going to be Winny the Primark Thinny was I?
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The Sandman on Netflix is right up my street. Reckon you all give it a go. It’s dark and brooding, sad, cinematically captivating. And I’m only half way through. @Netflix_Sandman @neilhimself Please do more series!
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While I was eating my fourth piece of toast this gem came up on an ‘in game ad’ on my phone. I say, whaaaaaat?
I’m waiting for a Tesco delivery. I’ve panic mopped the hall and sprayed lemon dettol round to try and disguise the absolute shiteness of my house. I’m certain it won’t work, but it’s a start.
So, The Hull Wool has gone to, well, Hull to worship at the shrine of Hull football club. Leaves me with a spot of menacing time 😆
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I want @cononeilluk to play a character in a screen adaptation of one of @stu_turton books. Can we make this happen please?