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Matteo fingered me

@PrinceCoochie

I am in therapy

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Joined December 2021
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Pretty embarrassed that I dropped my phone in a lake lol
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Poor kids are just as smart as white kids
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Where did they find this picture of me lol
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hb@h3xenbrenner210 May 2021
Parachuting into israel with an acoustic guitar. Time to end this
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Watching a slice of life anime about how hard it is to find an apartment when you’re on the sex offender’s registry
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I’ve got shooters
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I love eating my own diarrhea
Chelsea (@ChelseaLeiannn) profile pictureChelsea@ChelseaLeiannn18 Jul 2022
I don't have anything to support this theory, but I feel like Tony Soprano would like Death Grips.
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Teaching my girlfriend’s partner how to play Magic! 👀👀
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I have been pretending to be a psychic and make people close their eyes and open their palm and then I plop my nuts into their hands
Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) profile pictureAnna Merlan@annamerlan18 Jul 2022
Psychics, tarot card readers and other intuitive workers online are grappling with a truly absurd number of scammers and impersonators targeting their communities. A few talked to me about the problem, and some bigger systemic issues in psychic labor: vice.com/en/article/n7zb88/p…
Psychics and Tarot Readers Are Under Siege By Instagram Scammers and Online Fatigue

Psychics and Tarot Readers Are Under Siege By Instagram Scammers and Online Fatigue 

An already beleaguered workforce confronts a legion of impersonators and a platform they say isn’t doing enough to stop them. 

vice.com
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I’ve worked at oil refineries and multiple Amazon warehouses and I think Starbucks is absolutely the most exhausting job I’ve ever had with the lowest pay of them all, but I guess it’s bourgeois service work because they’re allowed to put a little rainbow flag on their apron.
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@Logo_Daedalus17 Jul 2022
The definition of proletarian matters because it distinguishes reactionary unions of bourgeois service work from proletarian labor which is unionized. The amazon union is proletarian. The starbucks union is not. If you don’t understand this, you never will.
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It’s a total waste of my time acknowledging an insufferable dork like this guy but I really think there is a not insignificant portion of the population that thinks Starbucks doesn’t need a union because they aren’t coal miners
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ABC News
@ABC18 Jul 2022
Authorities are seeking the public's help in identifying a man who tried — unsuccessfully — to use a brick to break into a display case at a jewelry store in Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin.
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When you're talking to a cute girl and she pulls out a vape
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Your ancestors didn’t go through hell for you to sit on your ass, smoke weed and watch porn all day.
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Kevin Durant
@KDTrey528 Aug 2009
I #renenberwhen i got attacked by a dog walkin 2 da bus stop.....i got on da bus and i didnt have no lunch money.i got robbed by a dog...SMH
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nico 🎃@cantstop69ing15 Jul 2022
what seems to be the problem officer
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Twisted tea is tearing my family apart
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