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FPL (top 150k πŸŽ‰ for 23/24), #SFB14 Finalist, XBox, & DDTs

Joined December 2011
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
To celebrate Rammstein - Live in Mexico City now showing at ODEON, we're giving one lucky winner the chance to *WIN a 4-vinyl box set of Rammstein - Live in Mexico City. πŸ”₯ Follow us on X, repost and tell us your favourite Rammstein song in the comments to enter. 🀘 *UK residents only. *T&Cs apply πŸ“² bit.ly/4iG3aX9
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
Me loitering outside Clapham big Sainsbury’s waiting for them to put yellow stickers on the Charlie Bighams
🚨 NEW: Britain is on alert to protect Tesco and Sainsbury's fridges amid cyber attacks on similar fridges across Europe Hackers are remotely accessing them and turning temperatures up to as high as 80C
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
πŸŽƒ HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY πŸŽƒ I'm giving one of you a framed copy of Silent Hill: Townfall on PS5, complete with the steelbook and the game itself, all handcrafted and ready for your wall. The cobwebs are a Halloween extra and won't come with the frame πŸ•ΈοΈ To enter: β€¨πŸ‘‰ Follow @frameagameβ€¨πŸ‘» Retweet this postβ€¨πŸ•·οΈ Reply with your favourite scary game UK only. Closes midnight 31.10. Good luck!
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
When someone carjacks your new Tesla.
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
πŸŽ‰ GIVEAWAY TIME! πŸŽ‰ Want to win a Mr. Records T-shirt + mouse pad? 🎢 To enter: πŸ‘£ Follow @WiredP and @MRRECORDS πŸ” Retweet this post πŸ—¨οΈ Comment with your favourite record That’s it! 🎡 We’ll pick one lucky winner next week. #MRRECORDS
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GIVEAWAY πŸ”¦ Thanks to @konamieu, I’m giving away one PS5 key for EU/ANZ players for launch! 🩸 Follow + Repost to to win a PS5 key. I'll be picking a winner Saturday. Good luck yoooo
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
This is exactly the type of shit i want my WR1 talking about
JUST IN: Steelers WR DK Metcalf reveals he believes Antarctica may be hiding β€œanother civilization inside of Earth,” questioning why people can’t freely visit the continent.
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Andros Townsend on a Champions League night in Rome:
i’m at mcdonalds in italy. do you want me to get you a stick of parmesan as a snack
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨 We’re giving one of you the full Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 2 setup. PS5 game, steelbook, and a display frame to put it all on show properly. To enter: πŸ‘‰ Follow @frameagame πŸ‘‰ Reshare this tweet Closes Sunday at midnight. Open worldwide.
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
Xbox Series S looking at GTA 6 gameplay:
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Lucia - robbing stores, stealing cars, killing pedestrians Jason Backyard Wrestling Subplot:
There’s backyard wrestling in GTA 6!
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
Lucia: Jason we have to rob this bank! Me playing as Jason:
There’s backyard wrestling in GTA 6!
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Me: watches GTA VI Extended Look Me after:
Breaking news… my boners are now longer than 4 hrs Longer than > Titanic > Lord of the Rings (extended edition) Stats: > 4 hr 2 min > 5 episodes > 93% strength Out of database of 55,000 measurements: > 99th percentile among all males > 93rd percentile among men 20-25 years of age > 100% percentile among men my age > only 230 sessions exceed 4 hrs Nighttime erections (NTE) are a tier 1 longevity biomarker as critical to systemic health as VO2 max, resting heart rate, HRV, and blood pressure. Women have them nightly too. NTEs decline with age. Mine have been getting stronger over the past 18 months. This is a personal best. Low night time erection scores mean the following: > 2x risk of heart attack and stroke in next 4 years > early warning for cardiovascular problems > poor nervous system regulation Protocol for strong NTEs: > high sleep quality > cardiovascular fitness > tadalafil 5 mg - I take this longevity medication daily > calm nervous system
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One is quite aroused #GTA
See the next evolution in the groundbreaking Grand Theft Auto series. Watch Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look. Now on Netflix: netflix.com/GTAVI
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
For all the one's who are worried about a bad start after the first GW. I had 38 points after my first GW last year and won. It ain't over til it's over.
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
Grateful to the Assassin's Creed Community Dev team for shipping (πŸ˜‰) over the Collector's Edition of AC Black Flag Resynced!πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ I'm gifting the PS5 Physical Disc/Box to one of my followers! Retweet & Reply with your region! Ends on 8/20! Thank you all for your ongoing support! #giveaway #assassinscreed
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FPL Thermos Flask retweeted
🚨 FREE Β£400 #ELEVENS CASH LEAGUE 🚨 I’ve partnered with @Elevens_App to run my own league on their NEW fantasy football game! ⚽️ πŸ₯‡ Β£250 πŸ₯ˆ Β£100 πŸ₯‰ Β£50 Code: 6GGAH3 To enter: βœ… Like + RT βœ… Follow @Elevens_App βœ… Create a team βœ… Reply with your team name πŸ‘‡ Sign up below!
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We will be seated/standing.
Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look premieres on @netflix Thursday, August 27 at 3 p.m. ET. netflix.com/GTAVI
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NFL Best Ball MINI III Championship is LIVE! $3 Entry, $75K in Prizes, $10K to 1st!πŸ† $1K In Weekly Prizes ($500 To 1st)!πŸ’° 🎟️20 TICKET GIVEAWAY🎟️ βœ…Like + Follow βœ…Repost βœ…Comment With A GIF Of Your Favourite Player Winners Announced Thursday @ 12pm ET
πŸ€– Made with AI
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🚨NEW CONTEST ALERT🚨 The Drafters NFL Best Ball SURVIVAL Championship is now LIVE! $10 Entry, $250K in Prizes, $50K to 1st!πŸ† Advance each week leading up to a 125-Team Championship Final! 🎟️10 TICKET GIVEAWAY🎟️ βœ…Like + Follow βœ…Repost βœ…Comment With A GIF Of Your Favourite TD Celly! Winners Will Be Announced Wednesday @ 12pm ET!
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