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Dick Hopper

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Dick Hopper is a private investigator. He is the lead of webseries, Dick Hopper, Private Eye which can be found at http://t.co/X8ZKonnJTv youtube and facebook.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2014
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Hey Dickhats, check out Dick Hopper on Hulu and other Comedy Dynamics platforms. Very excited about this next step! xitter.gq/comedydynamics/status/…
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Dick Hopper: Private Eye is now available on all Comedy Dynamics platforms! Watch here: hulu.tv/2d2qQY7 youtube.com/watch?v=yMMNL17n…
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I've been drinking a lot of bad coffee so I've gained a little weight. I've got folds, but I'm not a Folger
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When he walked into my office I was hopping for a meatball hero, but he was nothing but a sloppy joe
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All of a sudden, there was a loud bang at the window. I woke up with a fart
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If you are looking for a great dreidel, head on down to Mazel-toys!
Just realized my copy of "the conversation" is missing. I feel very uncomfortable #ifounditinmysaxophone
I just had a chicken tikka massage. My back feels great, but my butt is on fire
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Soon cancelled 90s tv show that set up blind dates and poisoned contestants at random. What is show-up or throw-up? #jeopardy #jeopardyfacts
A 1970s rock operetta about two different mammals vicious rivalry. What is cat scratch beaver? #jeopardy #realjeopardy #truejeopardy
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When I walked into that bar, I could tell right away I was an old dive The drain was clogged with leaves and the drinks tasted like chlorine
Reporter: did you kill Cecil, or are you just #lion? Dentist: there's no #shrug emoji! #emoji #shrug #dontpoach
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Did that dentist really shoot Cecil or is he just #lion? #onthecase #wildcats #idontthinkheslion
Doctor: it doesn't look good dick. you have male pattern baldness Me: where's the #shrug emoticon. I wear a hat #emoji #shrug #hats
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Mon: dick, when you getting home for dinner and #Seinfeld? Me: I don't know how to respond there's no #shrug emoji #emoji #shrug #seinfeld
I don't do #drugs, but I do #shrug emojis except there aren't any! Don't just #shrug this off #emoji #shrug #whatev
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And there's no#shrug emojis?!? We can't just #shrug that off #emoji #shrug
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Wait a second, what? There's no #taco #emojii #la loves #tacos but we need a picture to prove it #people demanding #tacobelldelivery
I've got moles, but I'm not a molder
Hello, I've been having dreams of sushi is incredible! A must see! #Netflix #August7th #ohno
Spitting int the palms of your hands and rubbing them together so you seem "smooth" #StrangeDatingRituals
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