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craig christ

@PrivateGordon_

My chill button is about as real as The Lord Jesus Christ

Joined August 2013
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Oh yeah, got a new bike
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craig christ (@PrivateGordon_) profile picturecraig christ@PrivateGordon_21 Jul 2025
The plot continues to thicken.
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_US4h
Trump: I don't want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.
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FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 (@jiggyjayy2) profile picture
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@jiggyjayy27h
He needs 40 more years for this video outfit
LEEK (@iamleek) profile pictureLEEK
@iamleekNov 7
"Hotel" by Cassidy featuring R. Kelly was a bigger hit than people remember. it peaked at #4 on the Billboard Hot 100 and #3 in the UK, produced by Swizz Beatz.
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Kyberknave
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Why don't they fucking get it? Kamala Harriss lost because of the genocide. Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are tied to AIPAC which is tied to the genocide. Genocide is an absolute red line for many voters! NO TO SCHUMER! NO TO JEFFRIES! NO TO GENOCIDE!
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Im good at stuff. (@PayZay_) profile picture
Im good at stuff.@PayZay_5h
It look like he got a fake bald head on top of his real bald head
RTPoint (@_RTpoint) profile pictureRTPoint
@_RTpointNov 6
Ne-Yo really took "One In A Million" and multiplied it by three. 😭🔥
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jess (@abolish_jess) profile picture
jess@abolish_jessNov 8
i fear he would capture my nuances in a way i’d find bone-chilling 😭
ficcnucc (@ficcnucc) profile pictureficcnucc@ficcnuccNov 7
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of YOU. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies……)
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Cree@HakarisupremaC8h
Please donate to my go fund me. I will use the money for a hair transplant or to buy drugs or on whores and alcohol. Please donate to me. gofund.me/8da150b8b
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I just want your money. Please give me your money. Your money in my pocket is necessary. … Credell Jackson needs your support for I just want your money

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Spac𝑒
@sadcrib9h
This just reminded me.. Doja cat was so fuckin funny for this 😭😭
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🦌🏳️‍⚧️ (@antlerposter) profile picture🦌🏳️‍⚧️@antlerposterNov 8
4 years ago today - Elon Musk got mad at people constantly changing their names, so he made it so that any name changes would temporarily remove the checkmark from people's accounts people then reacted accordingly
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I was so confused about this until it said he. Still strange but much less so now
🇬🇳 (@amynextdoor) profile picture🇬🇳@amynextdoorNov 8
Replying to @amynextdoor
mind you we just hung out 3 weeks ago 🤣 and he didn’t say shit! like what? i’m obviously confused 😂
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Polar_Stone (@Polar_Stone) profile picture
Polar_Stone@Polar_Stone8h
CURSE YOU DEMON SLAYER
WurldOnFilm (@_wurldonfilm) profile pictureWurldOnFilm@_wurldonfilm12h
TOEI ANIMATION is reportedly considering ending the weekly ‘ONE PIECE’ TV broadcast after the current arc, with plans to adapt the final global war into a high-budget theatrical trilogy. The move would reportedly give the series’ finale feature-length storytelling and quality.
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Momo (@_momopilled_) profile picture
Momo@_momopilled_20h
The sword & potion gamers have tricked the ball & gun gamers into playing a JRPG
GameJoker (@GameJoker_) profile pictureGameJoker
@GameJoker_Nov 6
The main story of GTA 6 has been confirmed to be 80 hours long. (Source: IGN)
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pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) profile picture
pokey pup@Whatapityonyou9h
This is why we can’t let Elon Musk have a monopoly
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@bethanymarzNov 7
Proof we are raising a New Yorker: Jason (Dad): “Do you know who the current President is?” Lydia (age 6): (thinks) “Jalen Brunson?” 👏👏👏
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Gym Jones@Bawdymaserati12h
They found Alaina’s dad too. He’s an owner of a dealership in a Wisconsin and it also went viral for writing a racial slur on the car of one of their customers. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree (but we knew this already)
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 (@SaycheeseDGTL) profile pictureSAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTL3h
Jakiyra Metcalf’s family says the video has been submitted to university administrators and is demanding answers on what action will be taken. Social media has identified them as Lauren Mayfield, Sara Whitehead, and Alaina Kunes.
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ng@GirlMeetsFilm_Nov 7
your friend being the celebrity in your own fantasy
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visionary (@girlscommunism) profile picturevisionary@girlscommunismNov 7
oh it gets worse
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sidney (@erima_sidney) profile picture
sidney@erima_sidney15h
This app made me realise unique problems are infinite
Orson Stanford (@orson_stanford) profile pictureOrson Stanford@orson_stanfordNov 7
My sister just named her newborn baby after MY husband. Not her partner, not an uncle, MY husband. It is a rare family name on his side that goes back multiple generations, and she knew for years that I was planning to name my future son after him.
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M🫈🫯 (@drkingifurnasty) profile picture
M🫈🫯@drkingifurnastyNov 6
This fanfic shit is easy
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adri ♡ (@socialistadri) profile picture
adri ♡
@socialistadri8h
Hakeem is widely unpopular, even among POC who aren't affiliated with DSA 😭 what the fuck is this propagandized headline?
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_US8h
“You’re Next”: Nearly All-White DSA Crowd Chants Threats at Jeffries—Who Immediately Calls Out Their Lack of Diversity
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nottsb@tylrspenceeNov 7
this nigga gluttonous asf, nigga tryna be batman and JAMES BOND😭😭😭
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 7
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Jason Overstreet@JasonOverstreet9h
Always using Blackness as a shield against credible accusations of him being Israel’s bitch. Weak.
Politics Watch (@politics_watch1) profile picturePolitics Watch
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CNN: Hakeem Jeffries responds to DSA supporters who chanted "You're next!" at victory party "It was very interesting to me, as observed by others, that there was almost zero diversity in that crowd." Link: edition.cnn.com/2026/11/08/p…
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Then we mess with you. No one is bigger than the program foh. Jeffries MUST GO. He is a shill for Israel and AIPAC 😒
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 7
NY AG Letitia James warns DSA: you target Hakeem Jeffries, you 'mess with me' trib.al/Apy37Za
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