Satan is simply the warden of a very large prison. Quiet man actually. Thoughtful. And he's well read. // {RP 21 +} // #DriveAngry AU #TWD AU #BPRP
Anywhere but England.
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Once again for the bookkeepers in the back.
I run the ledger in Hell.
I won't do /your/ fucking business accounts.
We clear?
It's your birthday, @SurrenderMyHart?
Excellent. Remember! Committing any of the Seven Deadlies doesn't count on your birthday.
As far --
{sets anyone who gives @BoondockBaby a hard time ablaze, just because he can} #EmployeeOfHellPerks
-- looked to the radio and stilled.}
I don't have to eat with him, right?
@Cant_GoBack
-- thin lipped smile and pushed to stand, head bowing.} Consider it done, boss. {Stilling, distaste flickering across his features, he --
-- {Resigning himself to the job ahead, recruiting @Cant_GoBack to help retrieve what @_SecretJesus had stolen, he gave a pleasant, if --
-- "YES."
Did none of them notice that 'Terminus' sounds a hell of a lot like 'Terminal'?
"APPARENTLY NOT."
{snorting} Dumbasses. --
-- {whistling} Fuck me. He built this 'Terminus' place?
"ONE OF ITS RESIDENTS."
Ah. And people just walked right through the gates? --
-- "... TOUCHÉ."
{Exhaling heavily, he flipped open the file on @Cant_GoBack, brow arching at the man's long /long/ list of sins.} --
-- .@ReverendShane_ back down to their side.}
Okay. Why?
"LIFESTYLE CHOICE. MAYBE WE DON'T JUDGE?"
That's kind of what we do. --
-- idly wondering whether or not @KenDollAnatomy had to deal with this sort of weirdness upstairs, and if it was too late to bring --
He what now?
"EATS PEOPLE. LOTS OF PEOPLE."
{Blinking, he stared at the small radio perched on the corner of his overly large desk, --
That was almost generous, Officer Walsh.
Generous adjacent. From you.
I need to go lie down. xitter.gq/ReverendShane_/status/…
--There ain't no better Rick Grimes than you. *snickering* @NoSafeHaven_ xitter.gq/TWD_Awards/status/8095…
.@NoSafeHaven_ might be an enormous pain in the ass, but he doesn't annoy me as much as some.
He's tolerable. Worth a vote. Do it here. xitter.gq/TWD_Awards/status/8095…
Here are the top chosen nominees for Best Rick Grimes!
Vote for your favorite! #TWDAwards
55%NoSafeHaven_
9%DillingerKapow
11%FaithfulDeputy
25%RingLeaderRick_
361 votes • Final resultsReally. That's how we're spending eternity now? Competing to see who's the most attractive pile of rotting flesh?
If there's a swimsuit -- xitter.gq/BPRP_Beastie/status/80…
Jealousy. {snorts} Yes, however do I muddle through without feathers up my ass and incessant harp strumming? xitter.gq/KenDollAnatomy/status/…
-- Not ever. But Merle will have his day with Daryl. Those are my terms. Do we have a deal? @InsipidSongbird