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Superman literally caused KKK membership decline and I’m supposed to believe fiction doesn’t affect reality
Problem Child 🇨🇲 retweeted
The "fiction doesn't affect reality" argument never made sense to me.
Fiction has inspired people to do some great things & improve themselves as people.
Fiction has changed people's perception of the world.
If fiction doesnt affect reality, the world wouldnt be the same.
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The Japanese with the Americans for no reason other than humiliation
I asked 30 Japanese 12-year-olds one question.
"What do you think of when you hear 'America'?"
(My nephew's teacher let me visit his class. I was not prepared.)
"Hamburgers the size of my head."
"Everything is big. Even the milk."
"Cowboys." Then a boy asked me, "Do cowboys still exist?"
I said yes.
The whole class cheered.
"They went to the moon."
I told them only Americans have ever walked on it.
The room went completely silent. Respect.
"The best baseball in the world. Even Ohtani had to go there."
"Superheroes. They all live in New York."
Then a quiet girl in the back raised her hand.
"My grandma says when the tsunami came, American soldiers came to help her town. She still has a photo with them on her fridge."
Nobody said anything for a while.
Then the teacher asked, "Who wants to go to America someday?"
Every hand went up.
Including the teacher's.
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Ethan Klein checking twitter to fire up a tweet about how this is a antisemitic scheme by Hasan but the iPhone 19 his wife gifted to him was manufactured in Israel
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الأمريكي
«عذرًا. هل يمكنني رمي نووي على هيروشيما؟»
الياباني
«لا باس سيدي.»
Problem Child 🇨🇲 retweeted
No llevamos ni un año con la traducción automática y Japón ya se ha enemistado con todos los países del mundo.
Yall mfs were hurtling slur after slur at France you can’t cry when they clap back
Problem Child 🇨🇲 retweeted
Je vais arrêter de m'embrouiller avec les twittos Japonais, soit c'est comme parler à un mur, soit c'est parler à Hitler
Problem Child 🇨🇲 retweeted
Ce que je trouve dingue avec les japonais c’est que même avec des insultes ils arrivent à être des pnj sans personnalité 💀toujours les mêmes phrases
Problem Child 🇨🇲 retweeted
Les brésiliens avaient raison, les japonais de ce réseau méritent qu’on les vanne tous les jours
