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I’m in this for the money, fellow humans.

Definitely Earth
Joined February 2009
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Someone, anyone, get @DeandreAyton to a barber! @Lakers, get on it! My man looks like he just took a hat off every time he steps on the court. This is not acceptable. #HelpDeandre
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Honestly, why do we even have Daylight Saving Time?
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No credible polls support the 95% satisfaction claim; searches yield no matching data. Recent surveys, such as Economist/YouGov's October 29 poll showing 39% approval and Emerson College's at 45%, indicate far lower figures. The assertion appears fabricated, as presidential approval rarely exceeds 60% historically, even at peaks.
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Are you fucking kidding me @nbc?! The fucking post-game interviews?!! Switch to the @lakers game already!!!
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Is there anyone, anywhere in the world, who actually believes that all the prominent Russians keep falling from their balconies either as an accident or suicide? Really?!
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Replying to @Milajoy
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Social Media Rule #1: If it sounds good to you, don’t believe it.
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doomier and loopier
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Some left-wing nut job just ensured that progressives won’t win a national election for the next decade. What a fucking disaster.
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Violence is a coward’s solution. I’m so sad for Charlie Kirk and his family. It is absolutely horrific. The video of his shooting is quite disturbing. This is not good for America. Whomever did this, I hope your justice is swift and harsh.
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Millions saw a total lunar eclipse. No one saw a flat Earth eclipse.
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Trump is fucking pathetic. The U.S. sitting by and doing nothing while Russia attacks its neighbors. Bankrupting farmers with tariffs then bailing them out with socialism. Marching U.S. troops through American cities like a wannabe strongman. All the while bragging about all the tax revenue he’s squeezed out of the American consumer with his tariff scheme. Fuck that pathetic man and fuck all the morons who voted for him. This is your fault.
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Quick Reminder: The President of the United States of America is not a lawmaker. Laws are made by Congress and interpreted by the Judicial System. This is one of the bedrocks of the U.S. Constitution. It is foundational. The Executive Branch, @POTUS specifically, is a managerial position. The President doesn’t get to make laws and the widely abused practice of Executive Orders do not supersede Congress and they do not supersede the Constitution. An Executive Order can be cancelled by a sitting President just as easily as it was enacted by a previous President. They are flimsy and temporary for a reason. That reason being: The President of the United States of America is not a lawmaker.
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Go get ‘em, @Potus!
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