@ProfOzzy

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” He/Him, MUFC 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

 Baltimore, MD
Joined November 2012
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Yeah, and?
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Dude is a failed man-boy punter. A fucking punter. And he’s now the Rosetta Stone of sports discourse? Fuck him. Fuck his fans. Fuck everyone who looks like him. And I hope the girl he took to prom gets a uti. A FUCKING PUNTER.
Yahoo Sports
@YahooSports20h
The University of Utah has issued an apology to Pat McAfee after he criticized a video posted by the school and he said he felt unsafe during Saturday's College GameDay. Utah said the video was intended to be lighthearted but acknowledged it missed the mark.
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Just realized im like three months older than tom hardy and i don’t know why that fact is now fing with my brain.
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What it feels like with my friends sometimes
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For the last time: IM NOT GIVING YOUR KIDS THE DRUGS I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON. Now take your bite size snickers and go home.
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Planning another three movie Halloween -themed movie night. What should we watch??
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Let’s go
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Thinking I need to freshen the mani/pedi before next week’s security event
Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil
@SimplyAJ144Oct 26
Replying to @ProfOzzy
Already did been clocking this for a few years now
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Waylon hopes you have a great day, fam.
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain
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Getting really nervous about what the next 10 days are going to bring.
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First of tonight’s 🎃 movie marathon
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Second selection
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And for the final film of the evening.
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Things that are more interesting than watching this United debacle
The Sting
@TheStingisBackOct 25
Bridgette Wilson’s 25-second fight scene in Last Action Hero sent her down some weird paths. She was a last-minute replacement for Sonya Blade in Mortal Kombat after Cameron Diaz broke her wrist. She also became a serious in-demand pop star in Japan, releasing two albums.
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They’re digging in the wrong place.
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So very happy i didn’t go out to the bar to watch this match because rage drinking this early has consequences.
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Three of four will immediately get you out of the apartment of a creepy used bicycle dealer. One will wait. Choose wisely.
Serpentor's Lair Fans
@SerpentorsLairXOct 24
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Frank Frazetta and Ralph Bakshi during ‘Fire and Ice’ production. Legends.
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Brandon 🇵🇸@Brandons__1Oct 24
Kohen Wiley's tiny coffin carried out by children at his funeral The 1 year old was shot by police at a Walmart The officer got away with it
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