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Philip Schatz

@Prof_Schatz

professor, researcher, stats-guy... a neuropsychologist and a gentleman... he|his, ally to all

 Philadelphia, PA
schatz.sju.edu/research1.php
Joined October 2016
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Gregory R. Hancock (@GregoryRHancock) profile pictureGregory R. Hancock@GregoryRHancock26 Oct 2024
Statistics instructors: “Statistics comes in handy in everyday life.” Statistics students in everyday life:
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For those unfamiliar with Wawa, this remarkable feat is akin to attempting to time your visits to collect every number at every one of your chosen store’s deli counter, but it would be packed morning, noon and night
Tyler (@Tylergyu) profile pictureTyler@Tylergyu8 Jul 2024
I have finally collected every single @Wawa order slip number. 0-999. This took YEARS
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It was an honor to serve @SportsNeuroSoc as #SNS2024 Program Chair, in my hometown of #Philly. Happy to pass the baton to @BenjaminBrett1 and look forward to next year in Milwaukee! Thanks to ALL the speakers and volunteers!
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nothing more romantic than cuddling in the Longitudinal Fissure...
Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO (@marklewismd) profile pictureMark Lewis, MD, FASCO
@marklewismd13 Jan 2024
“Babe, have you seen the remote? <deep sigh> “have you checked the post-central gyrus? That’s where you lost it last time”
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Genius takes many forms, and this is clearly one:
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Very much looking forward to the “Jack and Jill” discussion!
worms cited (@christapeterso) profile pictureworms cited@christapeterso1 Dec 2023
the Humpty Dumpty rhyme is like “a man fell off a wall and was irreparably harmed” and everyone was like “he was, I assume, an enormous egg”
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hard to believe that Prince, Sinead O'Connor, and Chris Cornell, the three individuals responsible for the most iconic versions of "nothing compares 2 u" are no longer alive...
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This may be the best flowchart ever!
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as you process at graduations this year, know that Pomp and Circumstances is a song celebrating British patriotism/nationalism... my (Canadian) graduate mentor, Doug Chute, told me this at my Doctoral ceremony... I think of him often, but now I've yet another reminder...
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Not since they took away my 🌶️
Dalanie Harris 💖🤓 (@DalanieHarris) profile pictureDalanie Harris 💖🤓@DalanieHarris13 Jan 2023
Professors who follow me: do y'all read your reviews on Rate My Professor? 👀
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Typing my pain with her fingers Telling my life with her words Killing me softly with this tweet Killing me softly... with this tweet
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And good luck to all the Professors this week, where all their friends and family try to understand what they do and ask when they go back to work.
Josh Cashaback (@JCashaback) profile pictureJosh Cashaback@JCashaback24 Dec 2022
Good luck to all the PhD students this week, where all their family try to understand what they do and ask when they will be done.
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If this really is "the end", I believe I have held onto this quote for just the right moment: "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"
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Who would’ve predicted the race for the demise of #Twitter versus #cryptocurrecy would be setting up for a photo-finish?
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A great example of why ethics, fidelity, honesty, and trust are vital components of education, and form the foundation of relationships… once that trust is broken, so is the integrity of the relationship. theguardian.com/sport/2022/o…

Prestigious medical journal retracts nine more articles authored by concussion expert Paul McCrory

British Journal of Sports Medicine says investigation ‘revealed a pattern of publication misconduct’ by McCrory, has concerns over 38 other articles

theguardian.com
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I never thought I would refer to something as “statistical comic genius“ until now…
Rafael Moral (@rafamoral) profile pictureRafael Moral@rafamoral18 Sep 2022
The “Data Horror Stories Song”, inspired by a tweet by @rogierK and commissioned by @LisaDeBruine Any of these ever happened to you? #rstats #Statistics #DataScience
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Pure (comic?) genius!
Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken) profile pictureDr. Glaucomflecken
@DGlaucomflecken26 Aug 2022
Big news in academic publishing!
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hello caffeine my old friend, I’ve come to consume you again… because #haiku
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Incredibly accurate description!
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSports19 Jun 2022
History was made in 1979 when engineers finally designed a slide that somehow combined the least possible amount of fun with the maximum possible amount of severe leg burns.
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since Brad Pitt is trending, it seems an appropriate time to inform the world that he and Hermann Rorschach are doppelgängers
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