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Sometimes e good to get guys when their life spoil, you go just dey buy properties cheap 😂😭
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i like friends who address issues instead of secretly holding grudges against you.
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It’s easy to judge someone’s choices when you’ve never had to live with the options life gave them
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In SS3, I started betting for the first time because I really wanted a phone. Being in boarding school, I used to sneak out to place bets.
When it was time for JAMB, they gave me ₦6,000 for the registration. I held onto the money for a while. Then one Tuesday, I got the idea to stake it on 6 odds. My plan was simple: if i won, I’d keep the ₦6k and use the winnings to buy the phone.
I sneaked out and staked on Barcelona, Villarreal, Manchester City, and Dortmund to win. The next day, I checked the results with my friend’s phone and everything entered. I sneaked out again, excited to cash the ticket. When I got there, they told me it didn’t enter. I was confused until I checked properly — Dortmund won 3-2, but their third goal came in extra time,(my anger is that it was a second division team) so the bet was void
On my way back to school, the school authorities caught me. They flogged me and almost expelled me. I later called my mum and lied to her, telling her the money had been stolen. Because money had been disappearing from my hands around that period, she came to school. After some questioning she gave me a beating, and paid for the JAMB registration herself
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you go outside: transport, food, drinks. etc
you stay inside: Wi-Fi, data, food, electricity, unexpected expenses +(billing). etc
Life is expensive everywhere.
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My landlord had one strange rule: any tenant who lost their job could stay for two extra months without paying rent. When one wealthy tenant deliberately quit his job to exploit it, everyone demanded that the landlord cancel the rule. He refused. “If I punish everyone because one person abuses my kindness, what kind of man does that make me?”
Months later....
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Burna Boy signed just one artist to his label, and somehow that one artist ended up bigger than all the artists Davido and Wizkid have signed combined. 😭🔥
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If you're padding a canoe at 2 MPH and your wagon loses a wheel, how many pancakes would it take to shingle a doghouse?
Wrong answer only
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People change, feelings fade, and life moves on, even when you’re not ready
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People no dey form again. Once you say "come and eat," dem don already stand up.























