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Matte screens need to be banned! Look at this shit. Who prefers the bottom one?? Completely defeats the point of an OLED display
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YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME – The aftermath of the elections in B.C. I grew up in the Soviet Union, in its later years, so we already had elections. There was just one name on the ballot, but we had the civil liberty to show up on the designated day and put the ballot in the box. In the very last years of the Soviet Union, you normally wouldn't even get in trouble if you chose not to show up on the day and not cast the ballot; it was allowed. Continue reading: mashakleiner.substack.com/p/…
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I'm still trying to understand why Eby campaigned so much to the Left I guess they had the bad numbers from week 1 and figured their only chance was to unite the Left? But going so far that you are proposing to make BC literally the jurisdiction with the highest tax rate (or second highest) in the world? Profit margin cap on groceries? This was nuts and was always gonna scare the centrists imo. It was like we were back in the NDP from the 90s I still don't understand why they didn't do a serious campaign as the centrist serious option. Obviously it was difficult when the media had decided they loved Lorne but still, it seems like a better strategy for 4 weeks. Really strange
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If you're still driving an ice car, why?
It's really no wonder EVs are increasing in market share: they're incredibly efficient!
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I see many taking this at face value and even asking for apologies or whatever Stop believing hypothetical polls blindly. Same way we get insane results like "60% voted strategically" when we ask Here, for KLF, yes it's only 25% would have voted for KLF BUT this is among ALL voters and you have 18% unsure, so that's 25/82=30% After, among BC cons voters, it's 51% but you have hilarious results like 29% of Green voters would have supported KLF and even 12% of NDP Look I'm not even arguing KLF would have done better. Not at all. But if you take this poll are face value, you are a moron
Our “Exit Poll” in British Columbia: Only 31% of #bcpoli voters say they would have cast a ballot for the BC Conservatives under John Rustad and just 25% say they would have done the same had Kerry-Lynne Findlay remained as leader. researchco.ca/2026/10/26/bc-…
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We are literally, factually taxed less than under Gordon Campbell and this is still your number one issue?
% of #bcpoli voters who say each issue was “very important” when deciding: Taxation – 47% Public transportation projects – 29% DRIPA – 27% Automobile insurance – 26% SOGI in schools – 25% researchco.ca/2026/10/26/bc-…
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BC Conservatives. You won 70% of the seats and you are whining because a 26 year old Green MLA doesn’t like your party and is scared for the future. We all benefit from distinct voices. Prove her wrong. But stop acting like you are some persecuted group.
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Why would anybody need this?
Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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I'm shocked that The Economist was willing to publish this!
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Niki Sharma: the unbearable blueness of the election results
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My guess is the BC NDP will not attract a lot of big names for its leadership because the loss was so terrible, many will think 2030 is unwinnable
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CentreBC and OneBC should have made an electoral coalition to get over the threshold for the subsidies
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I really want Elliott as minister for higher education I know it's not as high profile as finance but she'd be a great fit: -she works in this sector -could test of her managerial talent to fix this mess -can fix the insane wokeness in it
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This joke is exactly why I like David. Very underrated communist this fella
It's been an historically remarkable weekend as British Columbia elects its first conservative government since 2013.
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It's been an historically remarkable weekend as British Columbia elects its first conservative government since 2013.
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Emily Lowan needs to resign. Today. We can’t accept those remarks in a society. She clearly hates conservatives. At a bare minimum. It sure sounds like it goes even further than that. She’s not a child. She’s responsible for what she says. She must resign.
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Just one example but I'd like to point out that "removing SOGI" was reserved for the so-called abnormal populist Right for a long time Seems important now that everybody seems to think we should only listen to 'normal' people
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I cannot even imagine having such contempt for the people who get involved and give their time and money Despicable comment from one of the worst elitists in this country
Dear Canadian Conservatives: Ignore your party members. Be exceptionally normal. Win big. You’re welcome.
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You know I wouldn't mind the elites of this country at much if they delivered But they don't. Ken was part of a government that we in power when our GDP per capita started declining relative to the US. And our justice system went insane. Etc
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Castanet article written by Pavneet Singhs campaign manager calls opponents questioning charges about a 12 year old being raped, a questionable immigration timeline and LMIA fraud racism. Yet these are Conservatives remember guys. Blame it all on racism.
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