Sneezed in class on purpose so I could farm bless you’s before my exam

Snuck into the girls sleepover as the gay hb and they brought a dude for me to fuck so I could prove it

Sent my hilib in my uni gc for the natural adrenaline rush in the morning but clicked “delete for me only”

deadarse need a new gimmick

Was getting jumped in the bathroom and one of them started unzipping their pants

Posted my girl and someone with the user “YoShawtyFavoriteEater” followed me

sneezed in front of my crush and a snot rocket went out my nose

was searching something up on my girls phone and saw “how to confess cheating” in recent searches

I’m moved Twolves FC where do i sign up 😂💕

talking stage from last summer just posted ultra sound pics on the gram and tagged me

was holding a baby and he started pointing at my man boobs asking for milk

mistaked indian ting for pakistani and ended up blocked

went through her phone and saw Pizza Hut texting her “wyd”

did the “studying until i get hit on” trend and I turned into a genius

homeboy put me in a headlock to impress the 2 man

Let go of her hand @sloth2avedearth

Kill nachos btw im deleting this acc. none of u interact anymore so it's finally time i say bye. twitter isn’t the same anymore im sorry bc im so sick of this but first of all why are u still reading this? r u ok? do u like me? do u want me to kiss u?

fiance just told me she wanted to “fairwell fuck” her ex before we get married

Called out of work because i got imprisoned but they bailed me out