
🇸🇿🇲🇿💯||👩🏽🎓📚|| @candidly_M93❤️// retired football fan of @ChelseaFc @KaizerChiefs & @FcBarcelona
Nelspruit, South Africa
Joined August 2012
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Being misgendered doesn’t hurt me because I already know I’m a woman.
It hurts you because, deep down, you know you’re not.
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They took an apartheid spy made it president and then they are surprised they are on a free fall.
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A woman on MasterChef served the judges a raw, dead bird with every feather still on it and a few cherry tomatoes lined up down its back, and they threw her off the show on the spot.
What most people never heard is that another contestant picked how long she got to cook. He gave her 20 minutes, and the woman at the other end of the line got 75.
Her name is Saray Carrillo, this was MasterChef Spain back in 2020, and the night had been going sideways for her long before the bird showed up. She'd already been hit with the black apron in the first round after a meltdown over her cookies, and by the last challenge pretty much the whole cast had turned on her.
So the show threw in a twist. Andy had won the previous round, which meant he got to decide who went into elimination and how much time each person got. He saved himself, dragged the people who'd already been safe back into the danger zone, and started handing out clocks. He gave Teresa 75 minutes, Michael 65, Alberto 55, Iván 45 and José Mari 30. Saray got 20.
Her mystery box had a whole partridge in it, still wearing every feather, head and insides included.
If you've never plucked a bird, it's slow and kind of miserable. Hank Shaw, a chef who cooks wild game for a living, says partridge and grouse skin tears so easily he does the breast one feather at a time. Beginners can burn 10 to 20 minutes plucking a regular chicken, and that's before you gut it or turn on a single burner.
She didn't even try. She spooned a little bed of sauce onto the plate, combed the feathers flat with a knife, lined up the tomatoes, tucked it into some spring onions, and called it "dead bird on top of a plate."
Jordi Cruz, one of the judges, told her she'd disrespected the 28,000 people who auditioned and that letting her through the door was the biggest mistake the show had made in eight years. Then he told her she didn't even deserve the black apron and to take it off. She said "bye bye" and danced her way out clapping.
Afterward she said they wanted to watch her rip feathers out like a dog, and she wasn't going to give them that. She came back weeks later for a second-chance round, crying and apologizing, and didn't get back in. Two years after that she apologized to the show again in the middle of the night, saying she hadn't lived up to her contract.
Andy kept going. About six weeks after the bird, he publicly apologized for deliberately sabotaging a different contestant and called his own behavior shameful.
He finished second in the whole season.
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This is why I’m glad digital footprints don’t ever erase. I remember when she posted this in real time
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A truly deranged man. Well done to her for calmly collecting this evidence, not responding and filing for this order. I hope she is safe.
You don’t have to know, greet, interact or be anything to be in this situation. It can happen to anyone. It’s not your fault. Report them.
BREAKING NEWS: Advocate Garth Hulley who has previously work with Zondo Commission has allegedly been served with a protection order for harassment.
Hulley has allegedly been harassing and threatening a young woman after she refused his advances, he allegedly threatened to kill her and rape her corpse.
In some of his WhatsApp messages advocate Hulley said:
“Tonight I will be waiting for you at the back door of your residence I will cut your neck and patiently wait for you to die then I will slide down your panties and tuck your asshole until it tears apart then I will discard your dead body where nobody will ever find it!”
“Gillian and I taught Saranne well to stay away from kaffirs your parents failed you so much I am so disgusted by you you don't deserve to live you are a dirty woman slut”
“Since I saw you with that black kaffir girl I don't hold you in the same high regard as I once did. Kaffirs are subhumans theres no reason for you to be seen in public with one. You are a disgrace of a woman you dirty whore”
“I will make sure your whole family never finds your body”
“don't ever hang up on me! Don't threaten me with SAPS police I will bribe them they all want cold drink nothing will happen to me go to the cops I don't care!”
The bang and the frosted lip. She was doing what she could to get the info out ok!!
When my dad was first diagnosed with dementia he went missing for almost 3 weeks. He was basically roaming around the Bay Area. Getting on different buses, but couldn’t figure out how to get home. I was only able to keep track of him because the lady at the bank felt so bad for me that she would tell me if he had had a transaction on his card the previous day so I could know if he was still alive. I had basically got to the point where I was starting to accept that we might not find him. My auntie (his sister) posted these pictures on her story and the Cousin group chat went up. It don’t matter if your brother is missing and has dementia you gotta get sympathy from the heauxs‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Was getting off Rosebank station (Gautrain) and the 2 men in front of me were reminiscing about how Israel trained them (they were in the army) during apartheid. 😃
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This tweet is a fun and funny tweet. Y'all are miserable! Happy birthday, Gorgeous!;
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Fckn GENETICS bruh!!! Sound like got damn Brandy wtf lmaooooo
Brandy had a proud mom moment last night as her daughter Sy’Rai performed the National Anthem before the sold out crowd at the Laker game in Los Angeles.
Some fans said Brandy was being disrespectful to the Anthem as she yelled out multiple times during the performance.
“Yeah’ sing it baby! Uh huh!”
However most thought it was just a mom being proud of her daughter.
You can hear the crowd wowed as Sy’Rai hit her notes.
(🎥Brandy/Instagram)
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You on ya period & accidentally fall asleep on ya back now the blood up to your damn ears
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I like people who are able to focus on their target and not let anyone else knock them off their square. Particularly in conversations and fighting.













































