he/him notaboy. the best part of choosing your name is being trans.
Ohio, USA
Joined April 2011
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Israel's gov wants you to believe this incredibly sweet avuncular Jewish grandpa is an "antisemitic monster" b/c he refuses to sell ice creams in illegal settlements built on stolen land in violation of international law
It’s time to make your own ice cream bars at home! Let me show you how to make a Ben & Jerry’s bar at home! They’re delicious and will satisfy your cravings for an ice cream bar, all while you boycott Magnum. #freebenandjerrys
I've been so out-of-it-stressed lately that I've spent the past three days with the first couple lines of All American Bitch ("I'm light as a feather, I am as stiff as a board") stuck in my head while giggling to myself "omg she's balsa wood"
I jump to indignance SO fast and ho boy do I stay there. Still grumpy about someone chastising me for whittling on the patio of a bar when it is both legal to have a weapon at a bar AND wood knives arent considered weapons by default where I live
I'm so exited for the part of wedding planning where I get to send the "hello you didn't RSVP on time 🤨" texts to a bunch of my friends
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how it feels to tweet “he died doing what he loved: spurting fluids on teenagers” with 2 full years of unfireable gainfully unemployed graduate studies ahead of me
Writing is so unserious sometimes. Googling "history of jugs" and "when were pitchers invented" like that's actually important
I had planned out my nail inspo weeks ago, but thanks to @AJWhiteAuthor I'm like. What if I ask for just so many worms instead
Finishing @AJWhiteAuthor 's adult debut in 4 hours in the middle of a major depressive episode that's been getting worse for weeks might have fixed me?? Bizarre experience, but it was fun to look at my worm-armband tat every couple chapters
Took my car to get detailed since I bought it before the dealership had cleaned it. Mentioned that the ac was on the Fritz when they gave it to me. A week later they tell me to come get my car and IT STILL HASNT BEEN DETAILED
I wish there ways a way to talk about iceberg theory without sounding like the most pretentious bitch in the room. Like, I'm a loser, I once used hemmingway as an excuse to simulate a mtg game so I could write the conversation *over* it better
losing my mind with how busy I am rn. my car being totaled might legit be more convenient for me bc I am Too Busy
after the week I've had, I'm honestly not surprised that having little fawnprint nails has turned into a load-bearing little joy for my mental health
Got my nails done a few days ago for the first time, and now I can't keep from looking at them and just smiling. I am a simple man of simple pleasures
