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Bob the Lazy Gasman

@Propofologiser

Half-reading #FOAMEd whilst cancelling the next case

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Joined October 2011
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Putting the "can" in "cancelled" xitter.gq/humanizalauci/status/8…
Fundación Humanizando la Sanidad (@FHSanidad) profile pictureFundación Humanizando la Sanidad@FHSanidad27 Dec 2016
The temptation of giving up. By @macag16 humanizandoloscuidadosintens…
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Clare Hepworth OBE@Hepworthclare7 Dec 2018
NOTE to Priti Patel. " When the British turned their backs on the millions of Irish dying during the Great Famine ; Muslim nations sent food relief " (Fuad Alakbarov)
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I hope you tipped her well, old chap.
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Request, dear boy.
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My dear chap, they are simply overcompensating for their tiny penii.
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Bob calls them “Ophthalmic lists”.
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You may feel absolutely free to call Bob “Sir”.
Roshana 🦴 (@RoshanaMN) profile pictureRoshana 🦴
@RoshanaMN1 Nov 2018
Told hubby story about yesterday He replied: ‘who’s Mr X?’ Me: ‘consultant’ Him: ‘what century do you guys occupy? What other environment or job do people still call people ‘Mr x/y/z? It’s ridiculous.’ Yup.
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My good lady, ITU sessions never finish early and are never cancelled.
@NHS (@NHS) profile picture@NHS@NHS15 Oct 2018
If any doctors following are interested in Intensive Care Medicine and like the look of the job (best job going in my opinion!) here’s some recruitment information from @FICMNews
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My dear chap, this is amateurism. If you wish to delay the case, ask for them to disprove endocarditis.
Juan Lopez-Mattei, MD (@onco_cardiology) profile pictureJuan Lopez-Mattei, MD
@onco_cardiology14 Oct 2018
Any acquaintances suffering from tropomania?😂💔💦Urban Dictionary: tropomania tropomania.urbanup.com/13123…
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Bob will require an olive in his martini, with a twist of oxycodone. He tips his hat to the esteemed colleagues who recognise the reference.
Esther Waterhouse (@BryarsEb) profile pictureEsther Waterhouse@BryarsEb10 Oct 2018
We don't need to give dying patients permission to drink alcohol. If they want mouth care with whisky before bed, who are we to stop them? If they want a G&T, provide them with a glass & some ice. Keep it simple.
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Bob takes his port in his club. Pubs are for the proletariat.
Charlotte 🇪🇺 (@caej90) profile pictureCharlotte 🇪🇺@caej9017 Sep 2018
Replying to @Propofologiser
😂 Dear Bob, I’m afraid you underestimate our students. That’s what lectures are for. As a bonus point, if you teach us well, you get to spend more time in the pub.
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Bob has disappeared into a Wikipedia rabbit hole attempting to discover whether ileism is diagnostic of either narcissistic PD or tedious vulgarity.
Medical Axioms (@medicalaxioms) profile pictureMedical Axioms@medicalaxioms16 Sep 2018
Replying to @medicalaxioms
This is what I do. I also - refer to myself in the 3rd person to repeat my name and title “Dr. Reid will check in to that.” - hand out my baseball card with my picture and title on it - know the patients history and speak seriously and with authority - perform a physical exam
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Young lady, you should tell them to spend time in the pub. Bob will sign off their attendance if they promise not to speak any more.
Charlotte 🇪🇺 (@caej90) profile pictureCharlotte 🇪🇺@caej9017 Sep 2018
Anaesthetists&Intensivists: If you could teach Med students anything, what you wished they knew or what would be useful before they started their anaesthetic training/anaesthetic med school placements - what would it be? @iceman_ex @silv24 @stephen_t_webb @PapCriticalCare
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Oh, it’s that dreadful hat man again. Dear boy, for optimal #patientsafety, you could put your bloody telephone down and look at the patient. Maybe if we wrote your name on their head you could do that? #narcissism #dontaskforevidence
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By medical staffing, demanding you still cover a rota gap.
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How terribly Disney. Bob’s leadership is all about responsibility payments and enhancing his pension.
Doug Conant (@DougConant) profile pictureDoug Conant@DougConant2 Sep 2018
The prevailing wisdom of, "it's not personal, it's just business" is false. The best leaders make their work deeply personal. Why? Because leadership is all about people.
Sir, what did you operate on that gentleman for? (And why did Bob do enthusiastically volunteer to keep the poor chap still?)
BBC Scotland News (@BBCScotlandNews) profile pictureBBC Scotland News
@BBCScotlandNews3 Sep 2018
A top surgeon harmed patients for years and the health board did not have the systems in place to pick up on his mistakes, a BBC investigation has found bbc.in/2PZWODJ
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My dear chap, you forgot psychopathy.
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Oh you darling, superbly-coiffed old thing. Insight is the first breakthrough, so bless you. Bob hopes with help you overcome this and learn to take the piss out of yourself.
Partha S Kar 🇮🇳🇬🇧🏏🎥 (@parthaskar) profile picturePartha S Kar 🇮🇳🇬🇧🏏🎥
@parthaskar28 Aug 2018
It absolutely has. A cesspool of stupid hashtags and too many peeps taking themselves far too seriously
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My dear chap. Opioid crisis. Honestly, these tedious colonials are so irretrievably vulgar.
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Bob has never understood this fascination with manual labour. Cycling is for the peasantry.
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