Contributor at SB Nation's https://xitter.cf/t.co/lOlIEQ3Efz, Timber enthusiast, Lance Stephenson super-fan

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2010
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Maryland’s Athletic Department…. “I gotta find a way to make money off this, it’s simply too good.”
Top off your gameday look 🎩 The first 7,500 fans on Saturday will receive a Bavarian Alpine Hat for Oktoberfest in Terpsville!
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Top off your gameday look 🎩 The first 7,500 fans on Saturday will receive a Bavarian Alpine Hat for Oktoberfest in Terpsville!
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I hope the Colts trade me to be a fan of another team
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Triple the Terps, triple the treat 🎃🐢 Buy one ticket, get TWO FREE for Maryland vs. Illinois this Saturday, Oct. 31, at noon! 🎟️ go.umd.edu/2h5v
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College football is a place where a baby riding a bronze pig makes perfect sense and will likely be a deeply meaningful family photo for decades to come
Hang it in the louvre 🐖
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Notre Dame being ahead of BYU in the latest AP Poll is ridiculous
bit.ly/4pqFxV8 Ohio State replaces BYU at No. 2 while No. 1 Miami is the only team to hold its spot in the AP Top 25 poll. See where your team landed.
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Who’s got a question for the Navy writer this week???
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Who’s got a question for the Navy writer this week???
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Girlfriend texting me: I’m at the store do u need anything (2 minutes later): Hello ? Me 4 hours later: Sorry I was mixing your hair products together to make a potion. Can u go back and get chips
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Excited to announce a new hire for our ticketing department. Welcome to the 505, Jeff! #GoLobos
New employee in the ticket office. Seems pretty passionate about Lobo Football. 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗡𝗗𝗦𝗨 𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗪 🎟️: golobos.evenue.net/events/FB…
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My notes on Notre Dame's defense vs BYU including Bear Bachmeier vs man coverage 5 of 13 (38.5%) 34 yards, 2.6 YPA Vs Zone 18 of 23 (78.3%) 190 yards, 8.3 YPA irishsportsdaily.com/s/28397…
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BYU success rate in the red zone was 64% ND success rate in the red zone was 32% WOOF
Notre Dame tonight: 1&G at BYU 5: 0 pts 1&10 at BYU 18: 3 pts 1&10 at BYU 24: 3 pts 1st&10 at BYU14/1&G at BYU 5: 0 pts in a game they lost by 4! BYU v impressive defense when the field got short
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Bhayshul Tuten TD cele lmaoooo
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Baffled by the state of Notre Dame’s receiver room. This wasn’t supposed to be an elite group, but it felt deeper than past seasons. Instead, Notre Dame asks Jordan Faison (79 snaps), Jaden Greathouse (79) and Micah Gilbert (77) to run a marathon at altitude. Zero rotation.
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Bear Bachmeier vs the blitz last night 44.4% completions, 3.3 YPA Vs no blitz 70.4% completions, 7.2 YPA Chris Ash only blitzed him on 25% of his dropbacks
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Replying to @Psully226
In his defense, it was only the third jump ball he threw to the right corner on that drive that had no chance
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I can’t get over the fact that this is what Mike Denbrock drew up for this moment
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