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back in may 2025, a suspected Coinbase scammer moved $42.5 million in bitcoin through THORChain. but apparently, laundering millions wasn't enough. they also sent @zachxbt an onchain message: “L bozo” along with a YouTube clip of NBA legend James Worthy smoking a cigar.

back in 2019, someone accidentally sent over $300,000 worth of EOS tokens to a stranger's wallet. the recipient, an Australian user, could have kept the money. instead, they returned the entire amount to its rightful owner. a rare reminder that not everyone in crypto is here to take your money.

back in 2023, a hacker stole millions from Curve Finance and Alchemix. after returning around $10M, they sent an onchain message: "i'm refunding you not because you can find me, but because i don't want to ruin your project. i'm smarter than all of you, d*ck!!"

back in 2024, someone lost $68 million worth of crypto after sending funds to a scammer using an address poisoning attack. the victim sent an onchain message asking for the money back, and the scammer replied: "please leave your telegram, i will contact you." the scammer eventually returned nearly all the stolen funds.

back in 2022, someone stole 20 million OP tokens from Optimism. but before returning the funds, the hacker sent 1 million OP to Vitalik Buterin with an onchain message: "hello, Vitalik, I believe in you. just want to know your opinion on this." they also asked Vitalik to verify the return address before sending the rest back. the message ended with: "Stay Optimistic!" the hacker eventually returned 17 million OP to the Optimism Foundation.

back in 2021, someone stole $611 million from Poly Network. less than 24 hours later, the hacker sent an onchain message: "READY TO RETURN THE FUND!" they then started returning the stolen money, eventually giving almost all of it back.

back in 2023, a hacker drained nearly 5,000 ETH (around $8M) from HTX. but instead of keeping it, they returned every last ETH. HTX then sent them 250 ETH (around $400K) as a bonus.

boo 👻 what are you dressed as for Halloween 🎃

back in 2023, someone lost $24 million to a crypto phishing scam. 10 months later, the hacker sent them an onchain message: "i am the guy who took your money. i want to give the money back." the hacker then returned over $10 million.

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