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Independent contractor, frog lover, dancer, Giants fan

Puppet Beach, Columbia
Joined July 2013
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As a regular working stiff i'll support @dancing_zoe over @Rep_Statler #bootcamp7
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@russelldrapkin join me in supporting @dancing_zoe
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Replying to @MissPiggyfor22
.@MissPiggyfor22 obviously spending more time with celebrities & paparazzi than the muppets of Columbia #priorities #bootcamp7
Sorry I missed #AskZoe22 but some muppets have to work 2nd job as the car jack at quikee oil change
Thank you to all who joined #AskZoe22. To learn more visit bit.ly/12bPFFt sign up to hear from me again and learn more #bootcamp7
Replying to @dancing_zoe
.@dancing_zoe Well, now I know who the missus is voting for #bootcamp7 #PlannedPuppetParenthood
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I am so excited to announce that #PlannedPuppetParenthood has just endorsed me!
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Replying to @dancing_zoe
“@dancing_zoe: I am so excited to announce that #PlannedPuppetParenthood has just endorsed me! http://t.co/GIVfzqbMAc” #bootcamp7
Expected @MissPiggyfor22 to use her star power for votes, but its @Fozzie4Congress who's all flash, no substance #wakawaka #bootcamp7
Replying to @Ingrid4Congress
In other shocking news @Ingrid4Congress announces water is wet #bootcamp7
Replying to @WizardofOzBC
.@Rep_Statler I'm not signed up for emails from any candidate - don't need more spam
Got SPAMMED by followers of that HAM, @MissPiggy22 last night and today. Coincidence? I think not. #bootcamp7
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Double props to @rowlf4congress for sending thanks both for signing the petition and donating later in daisy chain. #bootcamp7
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All these "progressive" candidates have attacked me, but haven't tried to stand out from the liberal crowd. More of the same. #bootcamp7
I'm getting disturbing allegations re: the relationship between @Gonzo4Columbia & Camilla #bootcamp7 #wtf
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Perplexing - Elmo is working for @JoinJanice but @MissPiggyfor22 claims endorsement of ELMO's List (Early Laughs for MOmentum?) #bootcamp7
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The candidate I want isn't in. Too late to #DraftKermit? Write-in @FeltvilleMayor #bootcamp7
THIS --> Elmo turns from former campaign manager to be @JoinJanice spokesmuppet #FickleMeElmo