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Joined August 2023
"Uhhh yeah I'll buy the 400 dollar giraffe that can't do anything." Fuckin idiot, do you think I'm stupid?? Fuck you.
What’s your team looking like?
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I like that Nirvana used the same perspective tricks as they used for Sylvester Stallone in the Rocky movies so you weren’t distracted by the 900 foot tall bassist
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Those chair cushions are not supportive enough. That can't be good for the spine.
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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Look it largely sucked ass but the "swing revival" of the 1990s was a whole thing. Birthed possibly the worst named band ever, the "Cherry Poppin' Daddies"
We’re coming up on 50 years since the 80s started. Can you imagine niggas in 1998 unironically listening to 40s-50s music and dressing like the Fonz? We desperately need to let the 80s go.
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Gary Treeman retweeted
RUMOR: Falcons have “Reached Out” to the Vikings about a possible trade for Head Coach Kevin O’Connell #ManateeScoops
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family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol
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Oh yeah bro I’ll just pop on KUNP 16
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Chargers: “We’re 0-6 but imagine if we paired Herbert with Jeremiah Smith” Dolphins: “The tank is in full effect” Titans subplot:
Ex-#Titans DT Jordan Elliott went to his car to retrieve his gun after a practice altercation with OT JC Latham last Thursday (Oct. 15). After being told to leave the field, Elliott took off his pads and stormed out of the facility, then went to the players' lot. Security cameras captured the sequence. Veteran DL John Franklin-Myers talked him down, and no one was hurt. The Titans released Elliott on Tuesday after reviewing the incident. He signed a 2-year, $8M deal this offseason. News of the incident was first reported by @eastonfreeze and additional details provided by @AaronWilson_NFL.
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Nick Sirianni halftime speech during the worst 6-15 loss you’ve ever seen
I've been enjoying ChatGPT more than Claude lately
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I already have too many streaming services and subscriptions so this account is just straight up how I consume basketball lol
Wolves Fans: If you’re new to @WolvesClips, I will be posting highlights and clips during Wolves games all season long If you’ve enjoyed this account over the past 7 seasons, please encourage your friends, family, and followers to follow along Go Wolves
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Watching an entire Timberwolves game by every Timberwolves Clips post
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Nah not for me, I hate all of you guys
I feel like Ben Johnson has united Vikings, Lions, and Packers fans in a way I have never seen before in my life. Not a dunk, just an observation.
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When the Lions were awful for years some Vikings fans were like "well they are loveable😊" No fuck you I hope they lose forever. And it's *more* respectful to them to hate them than do that shit.
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Some pontificated that acquiring Lamelo Ball was bad for the Minnesota Timberwolves, I’m crunching the numbers and it appears possible that it was good.
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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
falcons after losing the battle of the bulge
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It’s called 4 or 5 or so gather steps buddy
LaMelo Ball just committed the worst uncalled travel I’ve ever seen
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I think 4th down decisions make up a relatively minor component of what wins or loses a game. It is disproportionately discussed because normals(like me) can tell you 58% is higher than 55%, but we have no fucking clue what plays work against cover 6 or what "duo" is.
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This wasn’t meant to be anti-analytics, I think the aggressive analytically sound decisions are good. I just mean that the “nerd shit” is actually the most accessible stuff for casual fans. The meathead football stuff is actually insanely complex rocket science.
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At Will Anderson, At Danielle Hunter, At Derek Stingley
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“Regardless of how things went, JJ McCarthy is a nice guy and I think we should wish well for him going forward” Me:
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