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I’ve been absolutely addicted to this like its a WWE Mobile game.

The irony is not lost on me that Booze comes before Games.

If I was concerned somebody had compromised my SSN the first thing I would do: Publicly antagonize the person as much as possible and insist they’re a liar. And then I would continue to bring it up each time somebody baits me into talking about it. I mean, its just common sense

Tl;dr it was real.

Tired: Mr. 305 Wired: Mr. 589

Having a hard time wrapping my head around how DSP, a prude homophobe, continues to attract sex pests or “deviants” as he might call them.

I’m confused, doesn’t DSP always say he’s not like the other girls? I mean if there’s one streamer who claims moral high ground over every other streamer because he “doesn’t shill” and “tells you how it is, no BS!”…

So the box cost him $60. He charged $350 to open it, got $110 worth of cards that he kept for himself. Therefore, he made $120-$130 on the box, since it cost $60. Yep, all the math checks out 👍

How your email finds me:

Chill positive fun on DSPGaming. This is how I escape the stresses of the real world. Just like he says, the toxic no load losers who don’t like him are the worst people on Earth. Anyways, what’s up Jayde? How’s Marvel Rivals going today?

Nothing says “parasocial” quite like treating your colleague like a prop. Zero difference between how he sees MadTV and box of cards.

While we’re at it, somebody Italian should donate to charity instead of sitting there eating pizza, rubbing their hands through their grease-slicked asymmetrical hairline, drinking Gin + Seltzer from a water bottle, and just being a disgusting pig…anyways..!