It's a fun quirk in English that it's technically grammatically OK to put the adjective after the noun, but it always sounds weird and unnatural outside of a few set phrases
It's forgivable, but I'm surprised I've never seen anyone point out how 'Larry Weinsteinberger at the Diddy Movies boss, his last few films have flopped with catastrophic money loss,' has some of the worst grammar in any sentence I've ever heard
The next person who calls the Divine Comedy a fanfic should be publically flailed
Replying to @Clownishtwot
It's a time-honored tradition!
"Hey this was originally bible fanfic" (Dante's Inferno)
"Hey this was originally odyssey fanfic" (Aeneid)
tomorrow i will get up early in the morning, ride a train to cardiff, wander around doing nothing for an hour, lose a few games of smash bros, get very drunk and stay out late, learn nothing, and at the end of it all i'll decide i had a good weekend
The BBC trying desperately to frame this as a bad thing while if a similar policy is implemented here I'd happily get on my knees and suck Andy Burnham's dick every day for the rest of my life
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English actor cast in a genre film: The whole thing is a bit silly really but the cast and crew were just fantastic
American actor who just got cast as Cousin America (Captain America's Cousin): This is what the world needs right now
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You can just be like Tintin. You can just call yourself a journalist and see who believes you. You can just get on the boat. You can just go to Tibet. You can just never age. You can just be from nowhere in particular and go everywhere in general. You can just bring the dog. You can just be like Tintin.
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twitter Catholic doing the “I fell into mortal sin please pray for me” gimmick but instead of it being code for jacking off he means that he killed somebody.
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Spending your free time making a fake Instagram story and statement from a referee might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen 😭😭
🚨 BREAKING: MICHAEL SALISBURY ISSUES PUBLIC APOLOGY TO ARSENAL FANS 😳💔
🗣️ Michael Salisbury:
“Yesterday, I made a serious mistake. I wrongly sent off Max Dowman, a 17-year-old, during the match between Arsenal and Fleetwood Town.
After reviewing the incident, I recognise that my decision was incorrect. I failed to see the full picture in the heat of the moment, and I take full responsibility for my actions.
Max is only 17 years old, with a bright future ahead of him. I understand the disappointment this decision has caused him, his teammates, Arsenal Football Club, and millions of fans.
It was never my intention to unfairly punish a young player, but I understand that intentions do not erase the consequences of my decisions.
I sincerely apologise to Max Dowman, Arsenal, and everyone affected by my mistake.
As a referee, I am expected to make the right decisions, and today, I fell short of that responsibility. I will learn from this experience and work to ensure such an error does not happen again.
I am truly sorry.”
— Michael Salisbury, Referee





















