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Cleaver? I barely know her!
Deep gratitude for @ButchersChicago for the opportunity! Time to chop down some offenses! #ISFLsim
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Now we don't even have the inferior league to keep us entertained on Sundays. #ISFLsim
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Just pay me. #ISFLsim
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Beeeeeeeeg draft tonight! Let's watch the prospects join their new teams! #ISFLsim
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Congrats to my teammates who won awards and who got nominated! Chop chop! #ISFLsim
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Somewhat controversial, but I'll allow it. #ISFLsim
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The countdown for ISFL Twitter: ... 0! Bon voyage!
#ISFLsim
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Got myself a snazzy new mouthguard that tastes like strawberries and glows in the dark. How much did it cost? About $13.5M. Totally worth it!! #ISFLsim
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Congrats to the champs, the @KnifeWraiths! Defense best fense! #ISFLsim
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Ordering boxes and boxes of carne asada fries for tonight's big games! #ISFLsim
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Although we fell short, 'twas a good run! That ghostly defense is spooky, especially in their demesne. We recharge for next season! #ISFLsim
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