I lie for a living & tell the truth as a hobby

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Joined February 2011
Let's get it 😤
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It's always a small minority of enormous assholes who make life unpleasant for the large majority of regular-sized assholes.
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I am angry tonight. Because today ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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I thought as I grew older life might make more sense.
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Some will get this.
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In 1993, Chris Farley took a camcorder to an L.A. mall to teach guys how to flirt with women and the results were perfect 😂 this is the type of history we must preserve
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Batman's big naturals are canon
The stunt costume for Batman from ‘THE DARK KNIGHT’ on display at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art.
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Hunter S. Thompson refused to come to the studio. The only way Conan could get him on the show was to meet him on a farm in upstate New York. To shoot guns. And drink hard liquor. They set up a full bar in a field. A bartender in a tuxedo handed Hunter a shotgun he’d never fired. Then an M60. They blew apart stuffed animals and a Bill Buckner target while Conan tried to look like this was a normal interview. Hunter howled. Conan looked like he might not make it home. This is still the least talk-show interview ever done on a talk show. Genius making Conan come to him, or just the most dangerous booking in late-night history?
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Only a wockaflocka who knows he'll be remembered as dogshit runs around trying to carve his own name and face onto everything in sight and whatnot.
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I miss the days when you could be an All-Pro wide receiver yet also look like a guy who talks to himself on the subway.
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David Anders retweeted
I have asked for a few autographs in my life: Danny Manning Jack Nicklaus (for my dad) And the littlest cute guy from Hanson (for my daughter) Only the littlest cute guy from Hanson said no
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Holy. Fuck. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
El-Sayed: Why would you invite JD Vance? We don’t have more couches here than they do in Ohio.
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A sign reading "Lake Ontario, Now and Always," unveiled by Ontario Premier Doug Ford REUTERS/Carlos Osorio
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Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here. Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it. Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.
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Just when you think you couldn’t love David Byrne more he goes to the Hollywood Bowl playing "Life During Wartime" projecting ICE raids 🔥
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Every. Fucking. Word.
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This aint shit to celebrate or be proud of. We need weed!
Georgia police in Butts County have confiscated nearly 2,000 pounds of weed headed to FL & GA.
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Jim James of My Morning Jacket with a beautiful rendition of "I Will Always Love You" for Dolly Parton at Park City Song Summit 💖
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Ja Morant is HYPED to be teaming up with Damian Lillard 🔥 (via @JaMorant)
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