Girlfriend requirement
18 loving caring
Unvaccinated
Rich
Bmi โฅ 21
Height-negotiable
Knows how to cook
Mtn+
Must be Good at cold approaches
Emotional support 24*7
Daily ASMR mommy voice notes
Sharp eyes framing me
Knows feod, a/p u/l 6x is best split ever
Fairly skinned
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๐จ ๐ก๐๐ช: Mounir Nasraoui, father of Lamine Yamal, was involved in a VIOLENT altercation in the airport before boarding a plane to London for the Ballon dโOr gala.
Everything started when he placed his jacket on a place where it's not allowed. A waitress from the airport staff told him to remove it, but the discussion ended up becoming more serious.
It ended with Nasraoui SPITTING in the waitress' face.
A by-stander tried to intervene, but Lamine's father grabbed a chair and tried to throw it to the man.
In the end, the police had to step in and the matter was resolved.
โย @elespanolcom
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we won the ballon dor as real madridโs french striker
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- Ne sourit pas
- A la limite du boudage
- Tu vois ร ses yeux quโil veut faire un tuerie
- Se pointe sans Esther
- Sourcils gauche lever (veut dire il est รฉnervรฉ)
- Contour mal fait (il sait quโil lโaura pas donc il sโest pas investi)
๐จ๐จCโest officiel il nโest pas BO โ
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Tweet volรฉ comme ร son habitude et comme 100% des tweets de ce pro suceur de yamal qui pue smrr. Merci de valider la note pour exploser son compte puant
Lien original: x.com/jesuisj2r/statโฆ
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Bellingham vs Rodri funniest matchup ever, No Matter how judes Team plays he always dunks on that rat
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Your apologies should be as loud as your disrespect
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This barca loss is messi's fault icl.He bankrupt the club so badly barca can't afford better players. We are genuiely yet to understand the damage 555 inflicted into Barca.
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Banter aside Jude Bellingham is obviously the best CM in the world. Defends, attacks, creates, passes, dribbles. An allrounder. Wouldnโt be mad if he wins the Ballon dโOr someday.
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This is how youโre supposed to play against cucurella bum @lamineyamal
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On est sรปrs l'israรฉlien qui joue au Barca c'est pas Lamine Yamal ?
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Realistically speaking if Bellingham one day decided to knock on Pedri's doorbell and simply snatch his girl away from him what could Pedri possibly do about it ๐ค??































