Like inflation, a Parody

95% LVR 15x Income
Joined September 2014
My fellow Australians please prepare for the financial equivalent of a kick to the nuts Melbourne Cup day
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How we managed to get inflation to come in at 4.3% today.
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Aging like a Grange 95
Press release in response to Govt's secret plans on CGT in Super from @BowenChris and I
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Freeloaders…
The Australian per capita welfare bill is $11,433 AU In New Zealand it's $8,961 NZ per capita. @AlboMP @AustralianLabor are a disgrace.
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Property prices are way undervalued in the drive-by shooting capital of Sydney
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Sky News is imploding. This is what happens when you get rid of negative gearing.
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Bring back negative gearing and increase migration is the only way to go.
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We just finished our internal review of our performance between 2020 and 2026. Our findings
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Like an aged fine wine
A PM that says capital gains tax will be unchanged while working on a secret plan to do the opposite #auspol xitter.cf/elizaborrello/status/7…
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Australia is a much better place when house prices go up!
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Bring back Johnny Howard!
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Western Sydney residents welcome the sound of airplanes flying over their houses. As they say, it’s a welcome change from the usual Police helicopters flying overhead chasing criminals
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Labor and Green voters in 2029 when the new government brings back negative gearing!
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We cannot make it any clearer. Prepare for more rate hikes
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What winning looks like in the world of socialism.
Brazilian real futures down 10.2%, a move more than 10 standard deviations below the historical mean. solana:CBKUGz97z4fu7Y4tRdELsm7Mg36qRocRwjZkrw2vpump
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Looks like us parody accounts have new competition to deal with. Not liking our chances
To all those One Nation and Coalition types who have condemned Labor for its government deficits, the most recent four years are Labor’s (small surpluses and deficits as a proportion of GDP) while the deep red ones are Coalition deficits.
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Listening to Question time. According to the PM and the Treasurer the economy is doing great. So no issues with us increasing interest rates on Melbourne Cup day
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Was great to see the Prime Minister at a wealth seminar this morning. He said you can build a lot of wealth and get ahead by keeping your mother living in a housing commission at other taxpayers expense when you start to earn good coin.
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If you’re going to make a bet on Melbourne Cup day, the best bet you can make is that interest rates are going up!
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