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I tweeted this earlier but I fear some people misunderstand. I wanted to highlight my (and others’) experience as a match-going fan at the minute.
These are 9 things that make me feel out of touch with the club I love.
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‘… a Traitors oath.’
Hahahahahahahaha.
Have to disagree. There are rules and a Traitors oath. If everyone played the game how they want there wouldn’t be a game. #CelebrityTraitors
People get far too emotional about Traitors. 😂
Don’t get why the James Acaster thing is deep in the slightest.
100% going anyway. Clearly couldn’t lie and was visibly uncomfortable. Didn’t want to be a traitor and managed until the penultimate episode playing the role just fine.
Can’t believe how dramatic the reaction is!
What a slog. 120/120. Hardest thing I’ve done on a video game, easily. If you know, you know.
Rest now, sweet prince. #Balatro
People outside of the club won’t get it, but @lukestanley03 is spot on here.
We saw it. We experienced it. Now, someone will try and erase it but it happened and it doesn’t matter to us.
They *want* it to matter to us so it punishes us as fans, but they’ll never take it away.
Absolutely delighted for Kane.
Unbelievable player who showed great loyalty to Spurs when he could’ve been off years before. He’d have been in these conversations every season.
The best player in the world.
Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴🏆
Not long until an away win will feel like Christmas Day again. Bring it on.
I honestly think Mike Keegan saying on Stick To Football, that United’s downfall is down to the presence of City, is one of the funniest things anyone’s ever said.
Surely, this does plenty to prove the point about the ‘red cartel’.
United are useless but still able to spend tons every summer, fail and start again. Arsenal failed repeatedly but still built a title-winning side with big money.
Villa and Newcastle made the CL and got gutted.
It’s mad how like, City are probably going to end up in a ton of trouble, probably a Championship team next year, due to the charges.
But United might be one just because they’re absolutely fucking garbage.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Today was a great setup and a poor execution.
So many poor individual performances have cost us. We’ve had 90% of the game our way.
Cherki, Foden, Anderson, Doku, Donnarumma, Guehi have all been really poor. Enzo anonymous.
Think the manager should be fuming.













