Man Up ‘Merica! Official twitter of the podcast REMASCULATE w comedian Steve Mudflap McGrew listen at https://xitter.cf/t.co/yGreL6wbef

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My New Book! Like Mysteries? At Golden Horizon Acres, nobody expects much trouble. There’s shuffleboard. Karaoke. Golf-cart traffic jams. A suspicious amount of gossip. And an entire building full of people the rest of the world has gotten very good at overlooking. That turns out to be a mistake. When eighty-something Rosalie Kepner notices a series of unexplained charges appearing on her bill, everyone treats it like the confusion of an aging woman. But Rosalie spent forty-one years keeping the books at a hardware store. She knows when numbers don’t add up. And these numbers REALLY don’t add up. With the help of Frank, a retired accountant; Walter, a locksmith whose hands still work better than his knees; Earl, a hard-of-hearing veteran with absolutely no concept of an indoor voice; Gus, a former NASCAR pit-crew mechanic who can fall asleep almost anywhere; and a collection of residents who are considerably more capable than anyone realizes, Rosalie begins uncovering something much bigger than a few bogus fees. Soon, a group of retirees who were supposed to be quietly enjoying their golden years are planning what may be the slowest covert operation in criminal history. The plan isn’t perfect. Neither are their hips. But they have something their opponent never counted on: Nobody is watching them. Funny, warm, suspenseful, and surprisingly moving, Early Bird Special at Golden Horizon is a story about friendship, grief, second chances, and the strange freedom that comes when the world stops paying attention to you. Because people may quit seeing you after seventy. That doesn’t mean you’re finished. Sometimes it means you can finally get away with something. Available for Kindle too link.amazon/B08txwgbn
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A divorce button on flower-shopping sites, an ex-free reminder list, and a sarcastic flower section for divorced men. Romance gets a very different checkout experience. #Comedy #Relationships
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Flower companies keep reminding him to send flowers to his ex. Their marketing calendar clearly missed the part where the breakup got expensive. #Relationships #Marketing
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You mean another person who would still be alive if they weren’t criminals who broke federal immigration laws
Another person has died in ICE custody — this is the 28th known death this year. The cruelty of this rogue agency is beyond unconscionable. Abolish ICE.
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WE BETTER START PROTECTING WESTERN HISTORY BEFORE IT BECOMES HISTORY! I’ve been watching the riots and violence happening across parts of Europe, and I’ve got a fear I hope NEVER comes true. Somewhere out there, some radical idiot is going to decide that blowing up the Roman Colosseum, the Parthenon, or some other priceless historical monument is a great way to make a political statement. And that scares the hell out of me. Look, the Colosseum has been standing for nearly 2,000 years. It’s survived earthquakes, wars, emperors, and millions of tourists wearing socks with sandals. I’d hate to see it taken down by some jackass who couldn’t pass a seventh-grade history test. And don’t tell me nobody would do something that stupid. ISIS destroyed ancient treasures in Syria. The Taliban blew up the Bamiyan Buddhas. History has already shown us that fanatics are perfectly willing to destroy things they don’t understand. Here’s what worries me. When you destroy a civilization’s history, you’re not just knocking down old buildings. You’re attacking its identity, its culture, and its connection to the past. And you can’t replace that with a trip to Home Depot and a couple of guys who know how to pour concrete. I’m not saying there’s a plot to blow up the Colosseum. I’m saying we ought to be smart enough to protect these treasures BEFORE somebody tries. Because Western civilization didn’t survive thousands of years just so some lunatic with a grievance could turn it into a parking lot. PROTECT OUR HISTORY. PROTECT OUR HERITAGE. And for God’s sake, somebody keep an eye on the Colosseum. It’s already survived the fall of Rome. It shouldn’t have to survive the rise of terrorist stupidity.
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Do you remember growing up listening to Christmas music by Frank Sinatra, Doris Day, Burl Ives, Bing Crosby, and Nat King Cole? Man, I miss that sound. There was just something magical about those old Christmas songs. You’d hear them playing in the house while Mom was cooking, Dad was doing whatever dads did, and the whole house just FELT like Christmas. These days, everybody seems to be putting out a new Christmas album, trying to reinvent Christmas music. And while some of it’s good, it just doesn’t have that same warm, wonderful feeling. Well, I decided to do something about it. I sat down and wrote a collection of original Christmas songs, then teamed up with Suno to bring them to life with that beautiful, old-fashioned Christmas sound I grew up loving. And I think we captured something pretty special. These aren’t remakes of the old classics. They’re BRAND-NEW CHRISTMAS SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE THEY COULD HAVE BEEN PLAYING ON YOUR GRANDPARENTS’ RADIO IN 1955. The kind of music you put on while decorating the tree, wrapping presents, baking cookies, or sitting by the fireplace with somebody you love. I really believe you’ll hear one song and be hooked. My hope is that this album becomes more than just something you listen to once. I hope it becomes a little part of your family’s Christmas tradition. Something you pull out every December, year after year, just like those wonderful old records we grew up with. Because Christmas music shouldn’t just sound like Christmas. It should FEEL like Christmas. I hope you enjoy listening to these songs as much as I enjoyed writing them. And who knows? Maybe someday, years from now, somebody will hear one of these songs and remember Christmas at Grandma’s house. Now THAT would be the best Christmas present I could ever ask for. 🎄❤️ distrokid.com/hyperfollow/st…
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I want to open a liberal restaurant. Nobody gets what they ordered, everybody pays for somebody else's meal, and if you complain, the waiter calls you a fascist.
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Alcohol is a horrible drug. It slowly eats you alive
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I don’t know if they fully thought this through or not. MASA. Sounds like Plantation talk
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Cruelty can disguise itself as justice—and contempt as compassion. Moral superiority is easy; everyday decency takes intention. Resist the urge to condemn, and choose kindness instead. #Compassion #Kindness
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Outrage isn’t just spreading online—it’s being rewarded. The more shocking the content, the more attention it gets. When anger pays, platforms have little reason to calm things down. #SocialMedia #DigitalCulture
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Have you seen a more punchable face?
BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey was just INDICTED for allegedly leaking sensitive national defense info to the press in 2016
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I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty tired of white Americans being blamed for everything. Here’s some good stuff white people should be thanked for! That’s an enormous list. We’re talking about thousands of inventions across medicine, transportation, electricity, communications, agriculture, engineering, computers, aviation, and everyday household products. There’s one important historical distinction: an invention can be credited to a particular inventor, but inventions don’t inherently belong to a race. Many inventions were also developed independently in different civilizations or improved over generations. I can give you a substantial historical list of inventions credited to European and European-descended inventors, including their names, countries, and dates. A literally complete list of everything would be impossible because inventions number in the millions, many have disputed origins, and historical records don’t consistently identify inventors by race. Major inventions credited to European and European-descended inventors Here is a broad historical reference list. Dates are approximate where an invention developed over several years. Electricity and electronics Invention or breakthrough Inventor Date Electric battery Alessandro Volta 1800 Electric motor, early demonstration Michael Faraday 1821 Electromagnet William Sturgeon 1825 Electromagnetic induction Michael Faraday 1831 Practical electric generator Werner von Siemens 1866 Practical incandescent lighting Joseph Swan, Thomas Edison and others 1870s AC induction motor Nikola Tesla 1887–1888 Transformer development Zipernowsky, Déri and Bláthy 1885 Vacuum-tube diode John Ambrose Fleming 1904 Triode amplifier Lee de Forest 1906 Fluorescent lamp development Edmund Germer and others 1920s–1930s Transistor Bardeen, Brattain and Shockley 1947 Integrated circuit Jack Kilby and Robert Noyce 1958–1959 Visible-light LED Nick Holonyak Jr. 1962 Lithium-ion battery foundations Stanley Whittingham and John Goodenough, with later contributions by Akira Yoshino 1970s–1980s Transportation and aviation Invention or breakthrough Inventor Date Steam-powered road vehicle Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot 1769 Hot-air balloon Montgolfier brothers 1783 Early steamboat development John Fitch, Robert Fulton and others 1780s–1800s Practical steam locomotive George Stephenson and others 1810s–1820s Bicycle precursor Karl von Drais 1817 Pneumatic tire Robert William Thomson 1845 Four-stroke engine Nikolaus Otto 1876 Gasoline automobile Karl Benz 1885–1886 Motorcycle, early gasoline design Daimler and Maybach 1885 Diesel engine Rudolf Diesel 1890s Powered airplane Wright brothers 1903 Mass-production moving assembly line for automobiles Henry Ford and his team 1913 Helicopter, early practical designs Igor Sikorsky and others 1930s Turbojet engine Frank Whittle and Hans von Ohain, independently 1930s Modern three-point seat belt Nils Bohlin 1959 Communications and computers Invention or breakthrough Inventor Date European movable-metal-type printing system Johannes Gutenberg c. 1450 Mechanical calculator Blaise Pascal 1642 Mechanical calculating engine designs Charles Babbage 1820s–1830s Electric telegraph systems Samuel Morse, Charles Wheatstone and William Cooke 1830s Telephone Alexander Graham Bell, with other important pioneers 1876 Phonograph Thomas Edison 1877 Wireless telegraphy Guglielmo Marconi and other pioneers 1890s Electronic television systems Philo Farnsworth and Vladimir Zworykin, among others 1920s–1930s General-purpose electronic computer, ENIAC John Mauchly and J. Presper Eckert 1940s Computer mouse Douglas Engelbart and Bill English 1960s Ethernet Robert Metcalfe and David Boggs 1970s World Wide Web Tim Berners-Lee 1989–1991 Linux kernel Linus Torvalds 1991 Medicine and health Invention or breakthrough Inventor Date Smallpox vaccine Edward Jenner 1796 Stethoscope René Laennec 1816 General anesthesia using ether, major demonstration William T. G. Morton 1846
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Antiseptic surgical methods Joseph Lister 1860s Pasteurization Louis Pasteur 1860s X-ray imaging Wilhelm Röntgen 1895 Blood-group classification Karl Landsteiner 1900–1901 Electrocardiograph development Willem Einthoven Early 1900s Insulin isolation for diabetes treatment Frederick Banting, Charles Best and colleagues 1921–1922 Penicillin discovery Alexander Fleming 1928 Mass production of penicillin Florey, Chain and international teams 1940s Heart-lung machine John Gibbon 1953 Implantable pacemaker Rune Elmqvist and Åke Senning 1958 CT scanner Godfrey Hounsfield, with independent mathematical work by Allan Cormack 1970s MRI development Paul Lauterbur, Peter Mansfield and other researchers 1970s Agriculture, manufacturing and household technology Invention or breakthrough Inventor Date Mechanical seed drill Jethro Tull 1701 Spinning jenny James Hargreaves 1760s Improved steam engine James Watt 1760s–1770s Cotton gin Eli Whitney 1793 Food canning process Nicolas Appert 1809 Mechanical reaper Cyrus McCormick and other pioneers 1830s Practical sewing machine improvements Elias Howe and Isaac Singer 1840s–1850s Safety elevator Elisha Otis 1850s Bessemer steelmaking process Henry Bessemer 1850s Dynamite Alfred Nobel 1867 Barbed-wire fence, successful patented design Joseph Glidden 1874 Dishwasher, practical design Josephine Cochrane 1886 Electric vacuum cleaner, portable design James Murray Spangler 1907 Domestic electric refrigerator improvements Fred W. Wolf and others 1910s Pop-up toaster Charles Strite 1919 Microwave oven Percy Spencer 1945 Hook-and-loop fastener, Velcro George de Mestral 1940s–1950s Science and scientific instruments Invention or breakthrough Inventor Date Telescope, early Dutch patent application Hans Lippershey 1608 Barometer Evangelista Torricelli 1643 Pendulum clock Christiaan Huygens 1656 Mercury thermometer Daniel Fahrenheit 1714 Lightning rod Benjamin Franklin 1750s Modern chemical nomenclature Antoine Lavoisier and colleagues 1780s Periodic table Dmitri Mendeleev 1869 Theory of relativity Albert Einstein 1905–1915 Quantum mechanics, foundational developments Planck, Heisenberg, Schrödinger and others 1900s–1920s Nuclear reactor Enrico Fermi and his team 1942 Laser Theodore Maiman, building on earlier theoretical work 1960 The Computer History Museum provides especially detailed accounts of the transistor⁠ and integrated circuit⁠, including why multiple inventors deserve credit. This is a starting list of more than 80 major inventions and scientific breakthroughs, not a comprehensive inventory. It also distinguishes discoveries from manufactured inventions, and it doesn’t imply that every invention originated solely with one person or civilization. A genuinely extensive encyclopedia could cover 500–1,000 documented inventions, organized by century and field, with inventor names, countries, dates and historical sources. That would be a more useful way to build the comprehensive reference you’re asking for without leaving out major contributions or overstating disputed claims.
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I guess “some people” didn’t invent EVERYTHING
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Sometimes “your feelings” are just stupid. And you need to be told that.
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