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Marketing finally finished setting up my...whatever this website is called, I don't remember. But, just so you all know, I'm going to be having my interns screen all of your submissions. Don't even think about sending anything degenerate.
glascindustries.straw.page
My, how...thoughtful.
EVERY0NE IS TO MARV3L AT HOW ANC1ENT @RGLASC429 IS TOD4Y ON HER N4ME DAY.
OF WHICH HISTOR1ANS ARE ALRE4DY ON F1RST-NAME BASIS W1TH HER.
HA HA HA HA H4 HA HA HA.
To clarify for the last time: Glasc Industries will NOT be having any Valentine's Day promotions.
I hate this holiday, so stop asking.
Renata Glasc retweeted
These 2 vending machines pay me $25,000 a month
Impossible, right?
Nope.
You just don’t understand the power of lying about your income on the internet.
Gentle cleansing and a moisturizer should be more than enough. As for your hands...Well, I know many who would prefer a rugged carpenter. But, if it truly bothers you, you could try some hand lotion.
I'd recommend increasing your protein intake and hitting the gym. Glasc Industries' Natural Health line carries protein powders available in 10 different flavours.
We do discounts on select Glasc Industries products. Details regarding those are usually posted sometime in May.
As for your skincare routine, you're going to have to give me more details, pet. What's your skin type? Are you experiencing acne? Rosacea? Any allergies?
Unlikely, as they’re up-to-date on their flu vaccine. You should be too, Miss Ami. Let me know if you haven’t received your shot yet. Glasc Industries has temporary vaccination clinics set up.
The city just approved my building permit. I was hoping to get this side-project completed before December, but...well, what can you do?
To be honest, I haven't really been keeping up with the latest music trends. I was a fan of rock & roll back when it was first becoming popular.
...I realize I may be dating myself a bit by admitting that.
Well, I'm not the one building the machine with my bare hands, if that's what you're asking. You do understand how a company operates, don't you?
Renata Glasc retweeted
Saw a 5-year kid with a bucket full of Halloween candy
Offered him $27 for it
He happily accepted
Then I resold it all individually on Facebook for a total of $300
The best part?
I paid the kid with a fake $27 bill
Lesson: kids are stupid and don’t understand business



















