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A special weather statement has been issued for Aberdeen WA, Hoquiam WA and Ocean Shores WA until 11:00 PM PST

ALT This graphic displays a special weather statement plotted on a map. The statement is in effect until 11:00 PM PST. The statement includes Aberdeen WA, Hoquiam WA and Ocean Shores WA. The threats associated with this storm are wind gusts up to 55 MPH and pea sized hail. Seek shelter in a sturdy structure until the storm passes.
Rob Turner retweeted
Does anybody understand the STONES it takes to call a play that involves your receiver throwing a 29-yard pass to your quarterback on 4th and 1?
Anybody?!
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⚠️🍃Under strong winds consider delaying travel until winds subside. Once conditions have improved enough to resume traveling, stay alert for fallen tree limbs, road signs, or downed powerlines. #wawx
Rob Turner retweeted
Never underestimate how hard it is to flip a culture when you inherit one as bad as Hugh Freeze left for Golesh.
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Quick radar update as of 6:35 PM tonight. Peak wind at Hoquiam last hour of 69 mph. Many other sites into the 40 mph range including Bellingham, Friday Harbor, & Quillayute. Look for increasing winds through Puget Sound as this front advances east during next several hours.
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🥇🥇🥇 Our trio of @NCAA Champions honored today at @UW_Football
Congrats Sofia, Hana and Amanda!!
#GoHuskies
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Last December, Utah's Kyle Whittingham, the winningest coach in school history, asked for a raise. The two sides couldn't agree, so after 21 seasons, Whittingham stepped down and took the head job at Michigan. Utah paid him a $13.5 million "transition bonus" as part of the separation.
His replacement had been at Utah almost his entire life. Morgan Scalley grew up in Salt Lake City, was an All-American safety for the Utes in 2004 and joined the staff in 2006 as an administrative assistant. He worked his way up to defensive coordinator, and Utah named him head-coach-in-waiting in 2024.
Expectations were modest. CBS Sports predicted Utah would go 7-5 and finish ninth in the Big 12.
Instead, Scalley hasn't lost. He won the Las Vegas Bowl in his debut last December, and today Utah beat No. 9 BYU in the highest-ranked Holy War ever to start the season 9-0. BYU had won the last three meetings.
Utah let the legend walk. The assistant it promoted has a perfect record.
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Morgan Scalley was the first player ever handed the Pat Tillman Award.
A year later he took a job at the University of Utah as an administrative assistant.
The award goes to a player for character, intelligence, sportsmanship and service. They gave out the first one at the East-West Shrine Game in 2005. He got it.
Here is what he had just finished doing at Utah.
He was the captain of the 2004 team that went 12 and 0, beat Pittsburgh in the Fiesta Bowl and finished fourth in the country. He was the Mountain West co-Defensive Player of the Year and a second team All-American at safety.
He was a first team Academic All-American twice. He graduated magna cum laude with a 3.96 and then went back and got an MBA.
The coach of that team was Urban Meyer. Meyer left for Florida as soon as the season ended, and a defensive coordinator named Kyle Whittingham got the job.
In 2006 Scalley came back to the building where he had been a captain and started at the bottom of the staff.
Administrative assistant.
Graduate assistant the next year.
Safeties coach in 2008. Recruiting coordinator after that. Special teams in 2015. Then defensive coordinator, which he did for ten seasons.
Twenty years. One school. He never left and he never got the top job, because the man in it was Whittingham and Whittingham was not going anywhere.
Until he was.
In December of 2025, after 21 seasons, Whittingham left to take over at Michigan. The day after that, Utah gave Morgan Scalley the job.
So he has now watched two head coaches walk out of that building for a bigger one, and both times he stayed.
He is from Salt Lake City. He played there, he coached there for two decades, and now the whole thing is his.
TODAY, in his first full season running it, Utah beat BYU 28 to 20.
They are 9 and 0.
The last time Morgan Scalley was part of an undefeated Utah team, he was wearing the uniform and somebody had just decided he was the kind of person they wanted to name an award after.
Rob Turner retweeted
straight to fucking jail.
If I catch you vandalizing the great outdoors I will throw hands on sight.
The Bureau of Land Management is asking for the public’s help investigating two vandalism incidents involving prehistoric petroglyph panels in the Moab area.
Names were carved into or near rock art in one incident along Highway 279 and another near Hell’s Revenge. These irreplaceable cultural resources are part of the region’s shared heritage. Once damaged, they can’t be restored.
The BLM says vandalizing or disturbing archaeological resources is a serious federal offense under the Archaeological Resources Protection Act. It can result in significant fines, imprisonment and/or exclusion from public lands.
Anyone with information that could help identify those responsible is asked to contact Moab BLM Law Enforcement at 435-259-2131.
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California’s economic output could buy the entire state of Arkansas 22 times over every single year.
Sanders on Texas: I think there’s going to be a lot of buyer’s remorse. If you don't believe me, just look at what's happened in places like California where they have broken economies. I think in January you're going to have a lot of people who wish they had elected the freedom-loving/Christ-centered people that you had like Governor Abbott who were leading the state of Texas.
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It's been a windy day across portions of western WA. Winds are favored to trend lighter tonight but the next system will arrive on Saturday with an additional round of gusty conditions leading into Sunday morning. #wawx

































