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father of 3, christian, chocoholic. I host a cooking show with @RealBenCarson on the @LightOfChristNetwork | bon apetite!

Joined December 2011
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Refrigerator/freezer design idea: the door is on the bottom and you have to reach your arms/head into the refrigerator from below in order to retrieve anything. This would be one of the worst refrigerator designs possible.
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Why? Hot air rises and cool air falls. All of the cool air would fall out of the bottom of the refrigerator as soon as you opened the door and warm air would replace it. This is terrible for energy efficiency.
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Therefore, I recommend that refrigerator manufacturers do NOT place doors on the bottom of their refrigerators. I instead recommend keeping the doors on the SIDE or, for best efficiency, on the TOP of the refrigerator, as pictured below:
If I ruled the world, commercials would not allowed to be intense, dramatic, obnoxious, loud, etc. No flashing lights. No annoying-voice type people. No jarring sounds. All commercials would have to be extremely chill and soothing. (this includes movie trailer commercials)
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lmao
Replying to @BAKKOOONN
and the fuck is he worrying about, he is in the right wing media. some old ghoul will give him a million dollars a year to yell at college students or some shit i am sure
I’m waiting in the lobby of an Enterprise car rental place and there’s a guy doing an Ace Ventura impression really loudly to the employees. He did the “spank you very much” thing
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Submitting a formal request to all the world’s techno producers and djs: no more tracks that use a spoken-word soundbite as a repeated percussive element, ever again. It’s the worst, most played out technique.
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“It’s these people called Aphex Twins” 😭
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Baby Boomers simply cannot be trusted to make coffee. I think my boss may have just set the record for weakest coffee ever brewed.
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That’s really freaking cool
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Holy fuck Damian Lillard
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Hey @Trevornoah @StephenAtHome @jimmyfallon looking for fresh material? Check this out:
Fun fact: 74% of the private land in Arizona is owned by ducks
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Fun fact: 74% of the private land in Arizona is owned by ducks
Tucker Carlson: *says extremely racist shit on tv all the time* conservatives: "Hmmm, ok, but I don't really see how that's racist."
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lmao 3 fucking years later
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Wow I guess they really like me 😊😊😊
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Craving creamy chicken alfredo
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Sorry everyone, but trumpets are annoying as shit. Put a mute in that damn thing!
Me, to the guy whose luggage was first to come out of the airport baggage claim carousel tonight: “Buddy, you are one lucky duck!”
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