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Joined December 2022
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Big news. I’ve finally launched my website/online store (rjbhorror.com)!! I’ve you’ve ever wanted signed books and merchandise, I’d recommend stopping by! You can also preorder The Slappening: Two Year Slapanniversary hardcover pictured below:
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I finally sent out my first newsletter. I have a few special announcements in there, so if you're interested in what I'm working on, feel free to check it out! open.substack.com/pub/rjbene…
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Excited to announce my new podcast, 12 Minutes of Terror with R.J. Benetti. It’s sort of a mix of Between Two Ferns and real questions. First episode is dropping this Thursday with a very special guest!
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Huge congrats to @BrianKeene on his well-deserved J.F. Gonzalez Lifetime Achievement Award. Brian’s been extremely nice and generous to me… even when I was less known than I am now (still not very well known). Thankful to have him as a friend!
I was 100% surprised, 80% speechless, and I’m told there’s video of me crying. Thank you all. ❤️
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I think this might be one of my best short stories yet. In a world where faucets flow with vodka, oceans brim with IPA, lakes lap with bourbon, and ale rains from the sky, alcohol becomes a driver of ever-present horror. Read and see how!💀 🥃 godless.com/products/pints-t…
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Currently reading THE CUM GENIE by @RJBenetti 💀
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Want a short, funny Valentine’s tale frothing with grotesqueries? Look no further, VD Day is currently free on @godlesshorrors!!
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@thisislinz thanks!! Im trying to figure out how to Twitter!
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Santa Muerte Claus by R.J. Benetti For full review visit… horrorbookwormreviews.com/
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