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On this week’s Xanax and scotch loaded episode of Trump: The Presidency, Season Two: Minnesota is the epicenter of fraud in the US, which is a big deal considering California is in the mix. The FBI issued seventeen warrants and made four arrests, everyone charged with defrauding the federal government…short for stealing your tax dollars. Faiza Osman Ahmed stole money intended to help elderly and disabled people. Feisal Mohamed Elmi and Habiba Mohamed stole from an autism program. Jama Yusuf Mohamod defrauded Medicaid. Notice a trend with the names? The US attorney said, “The center of the fraudulent activity is Minneapolis-St. Paul, but this is all over the entire state. The Walz administration has been woefully negligent and turned a blind eye, so every citizen of Minnesota is a victim.” Congrats Minnesota, you’re finally number one at something. Speaking of fraud, Virginia’s Vicious Vagina (Governor Spanberger) has been handing out restoration of voting rights to former felons like a grandma passing out Halloween candy. In her zeal, so far, she’s restored the rights of two dead people, and this last week, a dead dog, Biscuit. Our show’s producers are sure you are doubting this, but we encourage you to Google it. Yeah, Democrats have a handle on voting. PS. We’re willing to bet that the dead people and dog mysteriously vote Democrat. We need to reset the assassination clock again! Twenty-one-year-old Allison Albro was arrested in Florida after posting on her social media that she was going to use her Glock to assassinate the President of the United States. She didn’t have a Glock, but as it turns out, there are consequences to posting threats of violence against the president. Haley Stevens, a Michigan Democrat, broke ranks with her party and said she would vote for Senate Republican candidate Mike Rogers over the communist/socialist, El-Sayed. She became ostracized in a matter of minutes. Skeletor/James Carvelle compared her to a discarded condom. Pay attention ladies. In the Democrat Party, if you don’t do what you’re told, don’t goosestep in unison with the other stormtroopers, you will be cast aside, ridiculed, and hated. There’s only room in the tent for antisemites and communists this election season apparently. In a stunning plot twist, the nation suffered a setback as Democrats got control of the House and Senate. Communists, antisemites, and socialists now hold Congress. They will accomplish nothing other than launch a lot of pointless investigations and putting forth legislation that is doomed to veto. Will Trump be able to work with them, or will they simply go for impeaching him and members of his cabinet? I think we all know the answer here. Jamie Raskins led the cries, saying he was going to investigate all the companies that worked with Donald Trump. He didn’t say for what. Apparently probable cause doesn’t matter when you have a vendetta to fill. Mao would love this guy. Then, Hillary Clinton (she’s still alive, I know, we’re shocked too!) said they need to haul Elon Musk in front of Congress and interrogate him. It’s funny how the Democrats claim Trump is a king, but their actions are more tyrannical than his. The Leftards promised to attack affordability, provide Medicaid for all, taxing the rich, abolish ICE (as if we would roll back the clock to the Biden era of open borders), end the war with Iran, strip the military of funding, prosecute the members of Trump’s cabinet, tear down the White House ballroom, codify trans rights, pay reparations, abolish prisons, go after the Trump family, implement a national Furry Day, and this is only the start of the list. In reality, they can’t and won’t accomplish anything other than burn through more taxpayer dollars in search of crimes they know don’t exist. They will try to defund ICE, but Trump has the veto power and it will die an idiotic death. The budget? Ha! Well, prepare for more government shutdowns and oh-so-many tantrums. The war will end, but it won’t have a thing to do with the Democrats getting control of Congress. Most of what they promised cannot be funded, not without raising taxes on everyone. And if they wanted to stop corruption, they should look to their own houses first to set a good example. Stalemate, finger-pointing, and a litany of empty unfulfilled promises. Trump is still their daddy, still the boogeyman that haunts their communist ambitions. The good news they achieved one big accomplishment already, tanking everyone’s 401k’s by winning the election. Meanwhile Karen Bass, the person who single-handedly destroyed more buildings than the US has in the war with Iran, was replaced by, brace yourself, a socialist, Nithya Raman. With LA hosting the Olympics in 2028, Raman has already petitioned the Olympic Committee to add new events. The 500 Meter Homeless Hurdle, the 50 Meter Feces Dodge, and adding a tour of LA that avoids the homeless encampments…which lasts only fifteen minutes. Nothing says Democratic Socialist progress like the smell of human excrement and watching open drug use. You go girl! We ended the week with Gavin Newscum commuting the sentences of 548 prisoners on California’s death row. “I take this action because I firmly believe that state-sanctioned killing is incompatible with California’s values,” he told the media. Cool. Now do unborn babies and abortion, you dillweed. Will the US end the war by flattening Iran once and for all? Will we get another reset on the assassination clock? Will any of this stop the White House Ballroom? The answers to these questions and more, next week. Same MAGA time, same MAGA channel.