@RMSThornton

American. Author. Poet. Attorney. Ex-College Football Player. See my book ⬇️

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Joined May 2018
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Check out my latest book--Expired Thoughts, Still Edible. You can find it on Amazon. See link. amazon.com/Expired-Thoughts-…

Expired Thoughts, Still Edible: Dark, Strange, and Unforgettable Stories

If someone told you there exists a book that jumps from dark psychological horror… to philosophical reflection…to satirical Road House fan fiction… to Peter Pan reimagined as a frat bro—you’d...

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If you replace Romy with Elizabeth Holmes, it works perfectly. And no, Romy's deep voice wasn't modified.
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Jay-Z picking himself for the Super Bowl halftime show like
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Jay-Z picking himself to perform the Super Bowl halftime show
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Autism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapitalOct 25
Nicki Minaj’s ass is so big Trump is thinking of renaming it America.
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Today I’m wearing my keffiyeh jacket to show my solidarity with Gaza. Hand-finished in cashmere-and-silk bouclé, £3,250.
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Trump talking about Nicki Minaj with J. D. Vance
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The Atalanta Falcons new coaching staff is wild making this dance videos
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The Atlanta Falcons have just released footage of the failed art student who designed their logo rebrand
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Ilhan Omar and her husband the morning after their wedding night
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Kevin Stefanski getting interviewed by the NFL top brass after the Atlanta Falcons new logo dropped
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Siraj Hashmi
@SirajAHashmiOct 22
Someone called it “The Bird Reich”
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@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Ilya Abyzov
@IlyaAbyzovOct 22
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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The Atlanta Falcons revealing their new logo
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Chris Hansen catches Batman trying to meet a young boy
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Ilhan Omar right now be like
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Whenever I see a new doctor, they always notice I'm an attorney and inevitably ask what kind of law I practice. I like to respond with "Plaintiff's side medical malpractice". 4/5 doctors don't find that joke funny.
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If you were born before 1988, you are now older than or the same age as the dad from American Beauty
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Stephen L. Miller
@redsteezeOct 20
🤖 Made with AI
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 20
BREAKING: Thieves steal nearly $1 million worth of Pokémon and sports trading cards from a FedEx truck parked outside PSA headquarters in California.
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Ilhan Omar after her husband is exposed as her brother
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Steelers fans showing up to Paris during the unrest
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