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⠀ ‍ ════════ஓ♡ஓ════════ 𝐅𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 ════════ஓ♡ஓ════════

⠀ " . . . Alright, let's head to the bedroom then— " ⠀

⠀ " Ugh, fiiiiine . . . Do you like, want some juice and cookies with that too? " ⠀

⠀ Because not everything has to be about sex! He's just making sure his boyfriend isn't starving. ⠀

⠀ " And you don't care about our kids! This is unbelivable. And here I was about to make you a wonderful ham and cheese sandwich. " ⠀

⠀ " Oh, so you can fuck other people and it's fine but when I do it you don't like it. I'm taking the kids, Jules. " ⠀

⠀ " And you didn't wanna cruise on my dick?! I see how it is. " ⠀

⠀ " I got a better question for you. Ahem . . . WHERE have you been?! " ⠀

⠀ " Ah, hold on a sec, I thought I just got a standard room?! " ⠀

that one yugioh show but instead of get your game on its get your freak on 😳😳😳

⠀ Oh hell no, not what I meant. What's a better way I could have put that? . . . Lois Lane style? ⠀

⠀ Is there any way I can help, Mary Jane style? ⠀

⠀ " Listen up, @NobleUndergrad. It's time for more lessons in rizz. " ⠀

Good evening world and all who inhabit it

Hey. LowTierGod Rage Compilations and chill?

⠀ " Mr. Frederick Rainsford is currently in France studying the art of the blade. But don't you worry, I'm almost done with this raid. Gimme like, a second. " ⠀

⠀ " Gimme a second, I'm gaming. " ⠀

no moar gods, no moar graves are u friend or fiend no moar lyfe, no moar deth, somewher in between

What did I ever do to you besides pretend to be a pussy in a failed attempt to make you chuckle a bit?